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Eat The Butter
Josh:
I just contributed to the worldwide butter shortage by devouring tasty cinnamon raisin bagels slathered with savory real butter!
MDK2:
--- Quote from: ChrisSmolinski on July 31, 2017, 1510 UTC ---People have finally realized .gov was wrong (as usual when it comes to nutrition) and eating butter is healthy.
Europeans are eating so much butter that the bloc’s stockpiles are nearly empty, adding to a rush of demand that has sent global prices skyrocketing:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-27/europeans-eat-into-butter-mountain-in-sign-high-prices-to-linger
--- End quote ---
Keep in mind the alcohol. Southerners have had much the same diet, but with the "demon liquor" teetotaling attitude, there was a lot more heart disease in Dixie than Europe.
Pigmeat:
That's how we heathens have been outliving those pesky Baptists and Methodists for decades. As a neighborhood coot and former terror told a preacher trying to get him to convert as he was escorting the Man of God off the property, "See ya in Hell, preacher. We both know we're goin'. You're gonna get there early if you don't lighten up."
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Someone might see them and think they're dancing.
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