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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Fansome on May 15, 2019, 2336 UTC

Title: Cows on Everest
Post by: Fansome on May 15, 2019, 2336 UTC
I just finished reading the full story of the first cow to climb Mt. Everest. Very interesting.

Apparently, since then, the steaks have never been higher.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Pigmeat on May 16, 2019, 0933 UTC
I'm yaking it up over that one, Al.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Fansome on May 16, 2019, 1730 UTC
A lot better than lame attacks on the Goddess Belinda.

I'm yaking it up over that one, Al.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Skipmuck on May 16, 2019, 2041 UTC
Recently, historians have discovered that one of the Knights of the Round Table was a bovine by the name of Sir Loin.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Josh on May 16, 2019, 2223 UTC
Recently, historians have discovered that one of the Knights of the Round Table was a bovine by the name of Sir Loin.

Reputed to have devised the codpiece.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Pigmeat on May 16, 2019, 2352 UTC
Recently, historians have discovered that one of the Knights of the Round Table was a bovine by the name of Sir Loin.

Reputed to have devised the codpiece.

No doubt to protect him from that sex crazed female mantee off of Avalon.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Pigmeat on May 19, 2019, 0321 UTC
A lot better than lame attacks on the Goddess Belinda.

Does your girlfriend, who happens to lurk on this board, know about your marriage to Belinda, Al? I bet she does now. Back to living in the dumpsters of Palm Beach Adjacent for you. And "yes" she get gets to keep your knob collection, your only asset.

These "palimony" suits will get you every time, just ask Lee Marvin's ghost.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Fansome on May 19, 2019, 0330 UTC
Ix-nay on the arriage-may!!!

A lot better than lame attacks on the Goddess Belinda.

Does your girlfriend, who happens to lurk on this board, know about your marriage to Belinda, Al? I bet she does now. Back to living in the dumpsters of Palm Beach Adjacent for you. And "yes" she get gets to keep your knob collection, your only asset.

These "palimony" suits will get you every time, just ask Lee Marvin's ghost.
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Skipmuck on May 19, 2019, 1053 UTC
I just finished reading the full story of the first cow to climb Mt. Everest. Very interesting.

Apparently, since then, the steaks have never been higher.

But let's not forget this udderly amazing gravity defying leap before the Everest record!

(https://i.imgur.com/yFvHGN4.jpg)
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Pigmeat on May 19, 2019, 1236 UTC
Is there anything cows can't do?
Title: Re: Cows on Everest
Post by: Pigmeat on May 28, 2019, 2238 UTC
About a dozen human climbers killed on Everest, not a single bovine. Isn't it about humans give up trying to surpass their records? Yaks have been crossing the Himalaya's since the Indian subcontinent slammed into Asia and were much taller. It's a walk in the park for them, a mere afternoon stroll. Quit trying to climb that mountain on your own and ride a yak!