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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Fansome on May 03, 2017, 0843 UTC

Title: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Fansome on May 03, 2017, 0843 UTC: I'm watching the Penguin Brief. It's about how the evil birds murder a Supreme Court justice in an attempt to take control of the government. Julia Roberts is pretty good in it, but I don't think it takes the threat that it could really happen seriously. I fear for the future of this country.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on May 03, 2017, 1132 UTC: There's already a Penguin Pirate Radio Station, working to subvert the masses:

(http://i.imgur.com/a5wRau5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 03, 2017, 1238 UTC: Have you ever thought about boxers, Al? I think those briefs are cutting off blood flow to your brain.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Josh on May 03, 2017, 1826 UTC: Justice Scalia.

cough
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Kage on May 03, 2017, 1832 UTC: Linux for life! :-*
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Skipmuck on May 03, 2017, 2135 UTC: ;D
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 03, 2017, 2302 UTC: I'm ordering a couple of packs of those to sit on the front porch in when weather gets warmer. Those damned kids will stay out of my yard when they see me in those swinging my hose.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: MDK2 on May 03, 2017, 2318 UTC: Some things can never be unseen. Thank YOU very much, Skipmuck.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Fansome on May 04, 2017, 0700 UTC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Trousers

Quote from: Pigmeat on May 03, 2017, 1238 UTC
Have you ever thought about boxers, Al? I think those briefs are cutting off blood flow to your brain.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 04, 2017, 0937 UTC: And yet you didn't mention Wrong Trousers Day is June 30th this year, nor that it's a major fundraising event for sick children in the UK, did you? Planning on having your JPL buddies back at CalTech supply you with special pants and running off with the money?

BTW, you look much better with a rubber glove on your head than foil. Rather like the rare Chilean Chickguin.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Josh on May 04, 2017, 1736 UTC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Traveling Wave on May 04, 2017, 1920 UTC: The penguin (Feathers McGraw) in the Wrong Trousers....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Skipmuck on May 04, 2017, 2322 UTC: Quote from: MDK2 on May 03, 2017, 2318 UTC
Some things can never be unseen. Thank YOU very much, Skipmuck.

"DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT"
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 05, 2017, 0305 UTC: Sheesh Al! How long before people figure out what the "F" in FANCO really means? Keep your trap shut about penguins and pants! Some of these guys have IQ's in the double digits.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: MDK2 on May 05, 2017, 1429 UTC: Quote from: Pigmeat on May 05, 2017, 0305 UTC
Some of these guys have IQ's in the double digits.

Flattery will get you everywhere. Wait, what are we talking about?
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: kcpr on May 07, 2017, 1630 UTC: Quote from: Pigmeat on May 05, 2017, 0305 UTC
Some of these guys have IQ's in the double digits.

Hey! I resemble that remark!
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: BDM on May 09, 2017, 0107 UTC: Al's army marches on, coming to a receiver near you..............
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 09, 2017, 1156 UTC: They're looking fit and ready to ride the supercows we swiped from Cuba to world domination. Or something like that.

Al and I just want Red Lobster to supply us and our horde with free crab legs for life. Is that too much to ask for world peace and a pair of benign dictators who don't have bad hair? I think not.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Skipmuck on May 09, 2017, 2153 UTC: (http://i.imgur.com/2wRVJum.jpg)
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: ka1iic on May 12, 2017, 2159 UTC: opppssss sorry guys I pushed the wrong button...
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Skipmuck on May 23, 2017, 0032 UTC: https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/22/lonely-penguin-tries-to-find-love-on-plenty-of-fish-dating-web/22104135/
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 23, 2017, 0115 UTC: I checked the ad out. A Belinda C. from L.A. seems very interested.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Fansome on May 23, 2017, 0453 UTC: Don't be such a scombroid.

Quote from: Pigmeat on May 23, 2017, 0115 UTC
I checked the ad out. A Belinda C. from L.A. seems very interested.
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Josh on May 23, 2017, 1723 UTC: mwuhahahaha!
Title: Re: The Penguin Brief
Post by: Pigmeat on May 24, 2017, 0026 UTC: Quote from: Fansome on May 23, 2017, 0453 UTC
Don't be such a scombroid.

Quote from: Pigmeat on May 23, 2017, 0115 UTC
I checked the ad out. A Belinda C. from L.A. seems very interested.

I'm not the guy wanted in Mississippi for selling bad catfish on a stick. Half of Yoknapatawpha County was hospitalized over that little episode at the Greater All South Anvil Shooting Championships at Col. Sartoris place.