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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: SingleSideburn on October 13, 2013, 0527 UTC

Title: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: SingleSideburn on October 13, 2013, 0527 UTC

Nobody here has bought me a drink, kinda makes me sad.

I might just get back on my mambo jet, and fly away.

They just installed a quantum computer on mine.

Now I can meet myself in the middle of a trip without becoming annihilated,

plus they serve cockatiels onboard (they let me fly with my bird).

COOL BEANS!!!

Any good bird stories gentlemen?

Title: Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: redhat on October 18, 2013, 2012 UTC

...But if I mix you one, what am I gonna drink?

+-RH

Title: Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: SingleSideburn on October 20, 2013, 1243 UTC

Depends.

If you're old enough,

WARM MILK.

If not, Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban,

OR,

Michael Collins Irish Whiskey.

Title: Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: thechoat on October 28, 2013, 0047 UTC

Shine...just sayin

Title: Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: skeezix on October 28, 2013, 0255 UTC

Watch out for the revenuers.

Title: Re: I wish someone would mix me a cockatiel
Post by: SingleSideburn on October 30, 2013, 0638 UTC

Tonight it's Amstel Light.

Believe it or not,

I can pick up on your patronizing tone,

BUBBA BRAINS . . .

You know who you are BUBBA BUBBA

BUBBA BUBBA BUBBA brains

snooty pants J.O.