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General Category => General Radio Discussion => Topic started by: Zoidberg on December 25, 2013, 0253 UTC

Title: Incoming: Holiday booty diverted
Post by: Zoidberg on December 25, 2013, 0253 UTC

All I wanted for Christmas was an FIM-92 Stinger.  I figured with that I'd have my pick from Santa's sleigh.

Incoming... target acquired...

(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/17634524-md.jpg)

Target successfully engaged...

(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/17634489-md.jpg)

Fatboy down...

(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/17634488-lg.jpg)

I'm diverting a buttload of bitcoins to worthy causes that were unfunded recently.  Also, the Rolleiflex TLR and OM-D EM-1 are mine.  Y'all can fight over the rest.   ;D

Happy holidays and a better 2014, folks.

Title: Re: Incoming: Holiday booty diverted
Post by: Pigmeat on December 25, 2013, 0258 UTC

A sad end to the jolly old elf.

Title: Re: Incoming: Holiday booty diverted
Post by: Zoidberg on December 25, 2013, 0308 UTC

Quote from: Pigmeat on December 25, 2013, 0258 UTC

A sad end to the jolly old elf.

No tears, folks.  Turned out to be Dick Cheney (aka, Wei Li Chun) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Perfect_Day) in red drag.  The real Santa is in Gitmo.  Rudolph said "Praise the lord and pass the missile toe" and put a round of missile toe through Wei's mechanical heart.

Title: Re: Incoming: Holiday booty diverted
Post by: DimBulb on December 25, 2013, 0409 UTC

"Praise the lord and pass the missile toe"

Shouldn't that be "Praise the lord and pass the TOW missile"?

Title: Re: Incoming: Holiday booty diverted
Post by: Zoidberg on December 25, 2013, 0515 UTC

Quote from: DimBulb on December 25, 2013, 0409 UTC

Shouldn't that be "Praise the lord and pass the TOW missile"?

That'll work.   ;)