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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on March 11, 2014, 1943 UTC

Title: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on March 11, 2014, 1943 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't need a directional antenna, unwanted radio waves are afraid to approach his radio.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: Sealord on March 11, 2014, 2000 UTC
Something in the back of my brain just got stimulated.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: jFarley on March 11, 2014, 2017 UTC
Quote from: Sealord on March 11, 2014, 2000 UTC
Something in the back of my brain just got stimulated.

It is alive...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: Jolly Roger on March 12, 2014, 0400 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't need a good antenna, a good antenna needs Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ka1iic on March 12, 2014, 1941 UTC
If he were a Pirate broadcaster would the station be called "the Round House Kick place on your radio' ???

<sigh>  that was weak wasn't it?  Back to programme material...

73 Vince KA1IIC


Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ByteBORG on March 12, 2014, 2044 UTC
Chick Norris vs a Geomagnetic Storm...

Who wins and why (how) ???

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: paranoid dxer on March 12, 2014, 2318 UTC
Chuck Norris   
Delta Force DXer
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: skeezix on March 13, 2014, 0103 UTC
Chuck Norris always uses upper sideband, the manliest of modes.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: paranoid dxer on March 13, 2014, 0122 UTC
of course he does  
i forgot to add that fact
thanks for reminding me  ;) ;)

bet he likes sstv too :o ;D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ff on March 13, 2014, 1347 UTC
Quote from: paranoid dxer on March 12, 2014, 2318 UTC
Chuck Norris   
Delta Force DXer

Chuck Norris
Walker, Texas DXer
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on March 13, 2014, 1518 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't send reception reports, stations ask him to listen.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: jFarley on March 14, 2014, 0112 UTC
Elena Rogova wouldn't dare to give Chuck Norris a bogus transmitter site on a RMWS QSL card.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ByteBORG on March 14, 2014, 1304 UTC
Chuck Norris does it with more frequency...  ;)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: RCCI on March 19, 2014, 1741 UTC
When Chuck Norris started as a CBer, he always used a "Kicker".
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: Rockpicker on April 15, 2014, 0630 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't vote,
He just stares at the ballot and it punches itself...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: OldSeaRock on April 17, 2014, 2130 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't chase pirates, pirates chase him.  :P
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: atrainradio on April 28, 2014, 1751 UTC
If KCBS is bleeding into a station Norris wanted to hear, Kim Jung Un would turn off the transmitter himself, just for chuck.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: audiokaos on April 28, 2014, 2314 UTC
Chuck Norris thinks turning off a tube linear when changing out the finals is for wimps.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on April 30, 2014, 1156 UTC
Chuck Norris can decode RTTY by just listening to it.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: jFarley on April 30, 2014, 1709 UTC
When Chuck Norris gets bored, he often QSOs himself via EME using nothing more than a barefoot Hello Kitty Baby Monitor transmitter and receiver.

Until he gets bored with that.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: skeezix on May 01, 2014, 0244 UTC
Chuck Norris does his MW DXing at high noon.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: Tom S on June 18, 2014, 2128 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't wait for good propagation.  He ionizes the ionosphere just by staring it down.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on October 07, 2014, 1328 UTC
Chuck Norris can pick up DX on the box his radio came in.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: Fansome on October 07, 2014, 1908 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't need an SDR; he just rips the knobs off of normal radios.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: audiokaos on October 08, 2014, 1411 UTC
Chuck Norris can wipe out all communication when he gets mad, by simply pounding his fist & causing a solar flare.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: jFarley on October 08, 2014, 2128 UTC
While hanging his NASWA "Heard Absolutely Everything There Is to Hear" certificate, Chuck Norris accidentally pointed a stud sensor at himself and fried its electronics.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: thechoat on October 13, 2014, 0142 UTC
Quote from: Fansome on October 07, 2014, 1908 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't need an SDR; he just rips the knobs off of normal radios.
 That's hillarious!!!!!!LOL!!!... then again i'm drunk...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
Post by: atrainradio on March 15, 2015, 1444 UTC
Chuck norris asked brother scare to shut up.




................and he did shut up.