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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on February 04, 2015, 1247 UTC

Title: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Pigmeat on February 04, 2015, 1247 UTC

According to ABC News.

You and your sure-shot sister Alluviana are needed there, Al. Your aim may be shaky, but you can do your part by reloading for her.

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Fansome on February 05, 2015, 0545 UTC

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes,
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers,
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue.
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now leg-warmers.
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald.
Any day now,
The year of the Diamond Dogs.

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Pigmeat on February 06, 2015, 1332 UTC

I saw Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" tour back in '74.

The pertinent question is; What in the Hell are you and your sister going to do about those damned jackrabbits?

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Fansome on February 07, 2015, 0409 UTC

I won't argue with you right now; I know that you're emotionally vulnerable after hearing the Rosie O'Donnell news...

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Pigmeat on February 07, 2015, 0427 UTC

Did she fall and crush California?

Rosie: "Help! I've fallen on Fresno and I can't get up!"

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Fansome on February 07, 2015, 0610 UTC

Wow, I can't believe that I am the one breaking this to you. She's leaving "The View". I know that's your favorite show; perhaps you should seek counseling while you process this.

Title: Re: Jackrabbits "as big as dogs" invade Fargo, ND.
Post by: Pigmeat on February 07, 2015, 1303 UTC

"The View"? What's "The View"? One of those home video shows?

Did she break through the glass walkway that juts out over the rim of the Grand Canyon? That would be worth a view. Ignoring weight limits will get you every time.

Now, what are you going to do about those jackrabbits, Feeble-Eyed Fansome?