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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Fansome on July 03, 2015, 1512 UTC

Title: Bernie Sanders
Post by: Fansome on July 03, 2015, 1512 UTC

I just read that Bernie Sanders worked for a while in an eyeglass-lens factory. He was forced to quit when he fell into a lens-grinding machine, and made a spectacle of himself.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on July 03, 2015, 1749 UTC

Don't lose your focus, Al.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: myteaquinn on July 03, 2015, 1802 UTC

That doesn't sound right to me. I think he was framed!

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: jFarley on July 03, 2015, 1812 UTC

Enough!

Next guy who puts up a sick pun here should be imprismed!

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: Skipmuck on July 03, 2015, 2058 UTC

Looks to me like we have a serious case of Optirectumitis here. That's what happens when the optic nerves get crossed up with the nerves in your colon and you get a shitty outlook on life...

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: atrainradio on July 04, 2015, 0021 UTC

I really am digging Sanders. He sure as hell has my vote.


What...were you expecting an optics pun?

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: John Poet on July 04, 2015, 0143 UTC

Sanders has vision.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: myteaquinn on July 04, 2015, 0202 UTC

Lets not lose sight of his message.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: Skipmuck on July 04, 2015, 0238 UTC

He's just another politician looking at things through rose colored glasses

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: Pigmeat on July 05, 2015, 0408 UTC

I can see you guys have blind spot when it comes to Bernie.

Title: Re: Bernie Sanders
Post by: Nella F. on July 05, 2015, 2105 UTC

Haven't made up me mind Yet, but have narrowed down my vote for the next president for either Alfred E. Neuman or "none of the above". Kidding aside, the below might be interesting, as Mr. Hedges has a few incisive comments about Sanders' run for the presidency.
                     www.c-span.org/video/?325856-1/chris-hedges-wages-rebellion (http://www.c-span.org/video/?325856-1/chris-hedges-wages-rebellion)