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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on July 26, 2015, 1856 UTC
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Happy colon cancer, smart ass...& it will, too. Just ask my mom oh wait, she's Dead, though she appreciated my reading the comics to her & the liquid morphine. :'(
Additional: According to Wiki:"Cause":
"75-95% occurs in people with little or no genetic risk".
"Risk Factors" "include older age *, high intake of fat*, alcohol* [and] red meat*, smoking** and lack of physical exercise*".
*Bingo
**2nd. hand All her adult life.
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Seems legit. It's made from 100% vegans.
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I'd rather a Baltimore Pit Beef Burger ;D
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Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.
I'd rather a Baltimore Pit Beef Burger ;D
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You really need to find a burrow to stick your head in, Al.
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Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.
;) Ah, shaved or unshaved? ;)
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Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.
;) Ah, shaved or unshaved? ;)
Nella...you have a Constitutional right to bare arms! That includes the funny bone and the pits....
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I was once on the Metro in Paris looking at a young lady across a crowded car who was smiling at me. I remember thinking, "Wherever she get's out, I'm getting out".
A couple of stops later she starts to stand up. I start pushing through the crowd. As the train stops she reaches up for the strap above her seat. I get full view of her right armpit. Same auburn color as the hair on her head and nearly as thick.
Here is where it gets weird. She looks at me, hands me a mango and get's off the train. It has her name and number on it. I'm looking at the mango when a beggar tugs on my sleeve and points to the mango. He gives me a leering grin and says "Belinda???" I look at him, then at the mango, and respond "Oui". He points to the mango, then to himself. I say "Have it, it might the last number you get.", in broken French. Instead of putting it in his pocket, he eats the thing whole, then wanders into the next car muttering "fin, fin....".
To this day, I wonder how my life would have been different if young Belinda owned a Lady Gillette?
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8) Food for thought, eh? 8)
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To this day, I wonder how my life would have been different if young Belinda owned a Lady Gillette?
You would probably still be doing the Mango Tango with Belinda while the beggar would be saying bad things about you and possibly plotting your demise....
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Reminds me of a Mad Magazine parody of the Rapunzel fairy tale. Rapunzel encourages the prince to climb up the tower, using her golden hair, as in the fairy tale. When he gets to the top, however, he discovers that he's been climbing up using her armpit hair. I think it added an element of excitement to the story, but that's just me...
Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.
;) Ah, shaved or unshaved? ;)
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I remember that edition of Mad. I threw it the trash before I got on that train in Paris. What a coincidence!
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Seems legit. It's made from 100% vegans.
It don't taste like chicken....
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Have you ever noticed that people say, "It tastes just like chicken.", for everything but chicken? They then claim chicken tastes like rat.
That leads me to the question; How do all those people know what rat tastes like? Are there secret rat ranches, butcher shops,and restaurants that cater to these rodent aficionados?
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Does rat taste like chicken?
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Brooklyn artist Laura Ginn hosted a $100-per-head rat dinner at New York's Allegra LaViola Gallery last July, part of an exhibit called Tomorrow We Will Feast Again on What We Catch. Ginn, who was a vegetarian for 16 years prior to hosting the dinner, told us that rat meat "has a gamey flavor." The most edible part comes from the rat's stomach, and "it gets crispy when you cook it; it's actually quite tasty." Was it delicious enough that she'd eat rat again? "I wouldn't make it for Sunday dinner," she laughs. "But if somebody offered it to me, sure, I'd try it."
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Well, it is New York City. They might as well eat what's abundant.