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Title: Veggie Burger
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on July 26, 2015, 1856 UTC
(http://i.imgur.com/Du05Uho.jpg)
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Nella F. on July 26, 2015, 2044 UTC
Happy colon cancer, smart ass...& it will, too. Just ask my mom oh wait, she's Dead, though she appreciated my reading the comics to her & the liquid morphine.   :'(

Additional: According to Wiki:"Cause":
 "75-95% occurs in people with little or no genetic risk".
"Risk Factors" "include older age *, high intake of fat*, alcohol* [and] red meat*, smoking** and lack of physical exercise*".
*Bingo
**2nd. hand All her adult life.
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Zoidberg on July 27, 2015, 0148 UTC
Seems legit.  It's made from 100% vegans.
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: ChrisLobdell on July 28, 2015, 0010 UTC
I'd rather a Baltimore Pit Beef Burger  ;D
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Fansome on July 28, 2015, 0023 UTC
Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.

I'd rather a Baltimore Pit Beef Burger  ;D
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Pigmeat on July 28, 2015, 1204 UTC
You really need to find a burrow to stick your head in, Al.
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Nella F. on July 28, 2015, 2241 UTC
Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.


                                                ;)    Ah, shaved or unshaved?   ;)
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Skipmuck on July 28, 2015, 2302 UTC
Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.


                                                ;)    Ah, shaved or unshaved?   ;)

Nella...you have a Constitutional right to bare arms! That includes the funny bone and the pits....
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Pigmeat on July 29, 2015, 0346 UTC
I was once on the Metro in Paris looking at a young lady across a crowded car who was smiling at me. I remember thinking, "Wherever she get's out, I'm getting out".

A couple of stops later she starts to stand up. I start pushing through the crowd. As the train stops she reaches up for the strap above her seat. I get full view of her right armpit. Same auburn color as the hair on her head and nearly as thick.

Here is where it gets weird. She looks at me, hands me a mango and get's off the train. It has her name and number on it. I'm looking at the mango when a beggar tugs on my sleeve and points to the mango. He gives me a leering grin and says "Belinda???"  I look at him, then at the mango, and respond "Oui". He points to the mango, then to himself. I say "Have it, it might the last number you get.", in broken French. Instead of putting it in his pocket, he eats the thing whole, then wanders into the next car muttering "fin, fin....".

To this day, I wonder how my life would have been different if young Belinda owned a Lady Gillette?
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Nella F. on July 29, 2015, 2226 UTC

                                                         8)   Food for thought, eh?   8)
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Skipmuck on July 29, 2015, 2240 UTC
To this day, I wonder how my life would have been different if young Belinda owned a Lady Gillette?

You would probably still be doing the Mango Tango with Belinda while the beggar would be saying bad things about you and possibly plotting your demise....
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Fansome on July 30, 2015, 0519 UTC
Reminds me of a Mad Magazine parody of the Rapunzel fairy tale. Rapunzel encourages the prince to climb up the tower, using her golden hair, as in the fairy tale. When he gets to the top, however, he discovers that he's been climbing up using her armpit hair. I think it added an element of excitement to the story, but that's just me...

Ah, yes, made from the most tender, most flavorful, and most aromatic cut of all: the armpit.


                                                ;)    Ah, shaved or unshaved?   ;)
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Pigmeat on July 30, 2015, 0715 UTC
I remember that edition of Mad. I threw it the trash before I got on that train in Paris. What a coincidence!
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: John Poet on July 31, 2015, 0725 UTC
Seems legit.  It's made from 100% vegans.


It don't taste like chicken....

Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Pigmeat on August 02, 2015, 0127 UTC
Have you ever noticed that people say, "It tastes just like chicken.", for everything but chicken? They then claim chicken tastes like rat.

That leads me to the question; How do all those people know what rat tastes like? Are there secret rat ranches, butcher shops,and restaurants that cater to these rodent aficionados? 
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: skeezix on August 02, 2015, 0142 UTC
Does rat taste like chicken?
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Skipmuck on August 02, 2015, 0206 UTC
Brooklyn artist Laura Ginn hosted a $100-per-head rat dinner at New York's Allegra LaViola Gallery last July, part of an exhibit called Tomorrow We Will Feast Again on What We Catch. Ginn, who was a vegetarian for 16 years prior to hosting the dinner, told us that rat meat "has a gamey flavor." The most edible part comes from the rat's stomach, and "it gets crispy when you cook it; it's actually quite tasty." Was it delicious enough that she'd eat rat again? "I wouldn't make it for Sunday dinner," she laughs. "But if somebody offered it to me, sure, I'd try it."
Title: Re: Veggie Burger
Post by: Pigmeat on August 02, 2015, 2248 UTC
Well, it is New York City. They might as well eat what's abundant.