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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: atrainradio on October 15, 2015, 1857 UTC

Title: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: atrainradio on October 15, 2015, 1857 UTC

Yup you read that right.

http://www.fox9.com/news/33419804-story

Gina Young, a mother of twins from Campbell, Calif., was shopping at her local Target store on Wednesday when the audio from a porn movie started to play over the intercom system.

"People offered to help me cover my twins' ears,” Young said. “Others threw their stuff down and walked out. Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again."

My 3 year old twins asked "is she hurt". Terribly awkward.

Title: Re: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: BDM on October 15, 2015, 2058 UTC

Hell I would of told my kids she just really enjoying a vanilla milkshake :)

Title: Re: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: Fred Smith on October 15, 2015, 2215 UTC

"People offered to help me cover my twins' ears

Just goes to show.. don't have more kids than you have hands to cover their ears. :-\

Title: Re: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: BDM on October 15, 2015, 2218 UTC

Heck, she's listening to the process that lead her to having all those kids ;D

Title: Re: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: Pigmeat on October 15, 2015, 2302 UTC

I was walking by the hen house one morning about the age of five with my grandparents. There was a rooster trying to mount a hen. Being a curious kid, I asked "Grandma,what are those chickens doing?" My Grandpa, a helpful man, chimed in "Yeah, what ARE those chickens doing?"

Grandma turned several shades of red, something she never did unless someone was about to get walloped. She gathered herself and said "They're fighting, honey." I replied, "OK." and headed to a small run to catch crawdads.

I could hear her yelling at my Grandpa as I walked off. By the sound of things, I don't think the old fella enjoyed fighting with Grandma half as much as that rooster enjoyed fighting with that hen?

Title: Re: Target store broadcasts the audio of a porno over its intercom.
Post by: ka1iic on October 22, 2015, 2026 UTC

That's the problem with those porno people...  they talk too much and don't pay attention to business...

bink bink bink bink squeeeeeeeeeeeee!


errrr sri.... <blush>

hee hee