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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on December 16, 2015, 1458 UTC

Title: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on December 16, 2015, 1458 UTC

Is Vlad a vampire? Conspiracy theorists go nuts over pictures that suggests Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Photos taken in 1920 and 1941 show two men that look remarkably similar to Russian president Vladimir Putin
This has led some to speculate on social media that he is immortal and can time travel
Others believe Putin may have sat for Da Vinci when he painted the Mona Lisa, and lived as Vlad the Impaler
None of these above claims have been scientifically proven in any way

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361468/Evidence-suggests-Vladimir-Putin-immortal-thanks-Russians-discovering-secret-time-travel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361468/Evidence-suggests-Vladimir-Putin-immortal-thanks-Russians-discovering-secret-time-travel.html)

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: ka1iic on December 16, 2015, 1710 UTC

Time travel???  Good grief call Doctor Who he'll fix that!

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: Cornel on December 16, 2015, 1734 UTC

Travel...to Moskau, and you'll be surprised how many persons you meet that look like Vlad.

Wait, maybe they are cloning him !!

;-)

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: jFarley on December 16, 2015, 2106 UTC

There is a growing concern in the NHL front offices that the rosters of more than one team have been infiltrated by Putin Clones, possibly shape-shifting Putin Clones.

Jeez!  The guy put the biscuit in the basket 8 times against a team of NHL veterans this past May.

In other news, it looks like Las Vegas is in the lead for getting a new NHL franchise to be known as The Impalers.

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: BDM on December 17, 2015, 0602 UTC

I'm curious as to Pigmeat's take on this?

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: SV1XV on December 17, 2015, 0655 UTC

Quote from: ChrisSmolinski on December 16, 2015, 1458 UTC

This has led some to speculate on social media that he is immortal and can time travel

Here in Greece we live in a media hype about Putin, who is (supposedly) going to solve all our problems. This paranoia is actively promoted by circles of the Greek Orthodox Church and some fringe nationalist, and has affected a sizeable part of the disillusioned people.

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: Rypp on December 17, 2015, 1614 UTC

There is an opinion that Putin is not unique and several "backup copies" (http://lurkmo.re/images/f/f5/Dvojniki_Putina.jpg) of him exist. The first Putin is the master (he is said to be dead already), and other ones are the clones, which are used for different situations (sorry for my English)  :)

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: Pigmeat on December 17, 2015, 2042 UTC

Quote from: BDM on December 17, 2015, 0602 UTC

I'm curious as to Pigmeat's take on this?

It looks like a long line of inbred Russian midgets to me. Stalin had a biologist named Lysenko who specialized in these type of things.

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: BDM on December 18, 2015, 0208 UTC

Hmmm, interesting. Are you 100% certain Mr. Fansome had no involvement whatsoever? Inquiring minds want to know! We need to put this Putin fantasy to bed once and for all

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: Kage on December 18, 2015, 2209 UTC

Aliens mannn....

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: Pigmeat on December 18, 2015, 2343 UTC

You don't want to know about Al's Putin fantasies. Let's just say Al isn't happy about Trump and Putin getting all cozy.

It's going to be Hell to pay at The Comb-Over Club For Men Christmas Party this weekend.

Title: Re: Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Post by: BDM on December 19, 2015, 0452 UTC

LOL.....  :D