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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on February 08, 2016, 0320 UTC

Title: Al, why are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed, and Moses on the Denver sideline?
Post by: Pigmeat on February 08, 2016, 0320 UTC

Are they there to assist Peyton Manning in his Assumption into Paradise or just for the Gatorade bath?

Title: Re: Al, why are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed, and Moses on the Denver sideline?
Post by: Pigmeat on February 08, 2016, 0657 UTC

I just got a tweet from the Buddha. The Peytonsattva has decided to remain Earthbound to lead other quarterbacks on the path to football Nirvana as soon as he's back from Disney World.

Title: Re: Al, why are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed, and Moses on the Denver sideline?
Post by: Pigmeat on February 11, 2016, 1902 UTC

Peytonsattva has visited Sea World, declaring penguins to be natures design for the perfect football due to their aerodynamic shape. The NFL agrees. The pigskin will be phased out for the penguin skin. Penguin rookeries for the switch will soon be under construction throughout North America.

Should FANCO jump in, Al?