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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on February 14, 2016, 0131 UTC
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Rooters - "One hundred and fifty thousand Adelie penguins were killed when an iceberg the size of Luxembourg crushed a major rookery. Scientist suspect deliberate avianicide caused by weather manipulating activities at the former HAARP facility in Alaska.
The question is, who is behind the assault on the adorable, super-intelligent, harmless, and flightless birds? Jack Hanna of the Columbus Zoo was said to have commented, 'What sort of evil could commit such a heinous act? ISIL, North Korea, Justin Bieber, Al Fansome? The possibilities are endless.'
The owners of the HAARP facility, FANCO Inc. couldn't be reached for comment."
This one ain't gonna be too hard to figure out. Ol' Brain Bubbles is in big trouble now.
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All people have to do is watch the Wallace and Gromit film, "The Wrong Trousers", to realize how wrong and dangerous your penguin propaganda truly is.
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I'm not watching that Anglophilic anti-Penguinite pablum. The Brits have been known anti-Penguinists since their numerous documented failures to attain the South Pole a century ago.
Manhauling, bah! We saw where that brilliant idea got Bright Bobby Scott.
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I tried to interview one of the penguins but this picture is the only one left standing and he doesn't talk so well.
Yet another messed up day because of my nemesis Doctor Poo...
Guano!!!!
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Is this guy another one of your kids, Al?
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There are drums beyond the mountain... and they're getting mighty near...