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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Antennae on February 29, 2016, 2038 UTC

Title: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Antennae on February 29, 2016, 2038 UTC: I wonder if he was listening to pirates when he died?

http://nypost.com/2016/02/29/mummified-sailor-found-on-abandoned-yacht/
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Fansome on February 29, 2016, 2215 UTC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EpreukySEQ
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Pigmeat on March 01, 2016, 1132 UTC: He must have been drifting through the Dry Tortugas when it happened.
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Fansome on March 02, 2016, 0452 UTC: A little dry humor, eh?

Quote from: Pigmeat on March 01, 2016, 1132 UTC
He must have been drifting through the Dry Tortugas when it happened.
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Pigmeat on March 02, 2016, 1316 UTC: Dry and salty.

Speaking of which, I better get Belinda out of the smokehouse before she eats me out of house and home. You should see the sparks coming from that carving fork and butcher knife. It looks like there's a blacksmith at work out there!
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Pigmeat on March 04, 2016, 1639 UTC: I saw a little blurb about the autopsy on our sailing mummy last night. The doc's have determined he'd only been dead for a week.

So much for the idea that the sea breeze is good for you. It also explains why people who live in Florida gradually come to resemble lizards.
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Fansome on March 05, 2016, 0627 UTC: I'd bet that there was a foil hat found just out of reach. Once he realized what was happening to him out of New Mexico, he just didn't have time to get to the hat to put it on. RIP.

I know how my ex works, and this has all the signs.
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: myteaquinn on March 05, 2016, 1515 UTC: It's not the heat, it's the humidity!
Title: Re: Man Found Mummified in Yacht
Post by: Pigmeat on March 05, 2016, 1645 UTC: Quote from: Fansome on March 05, 2016, 0627 UTC
I'd bet that there was a foil hat found just out of reach. Once he realized what was happening to him out of New Mexico, he just didn't have time to get to the hat to put it on. RIP.

I know how my ex works, and this has all the signs.

No doubt about it, Al.

BTW, Belinda to admitted she injected your brie with penguin venom in revenge for your building LegoLand at Cypress Gardens. She and the girls are heading your way in a convertible '69 Chevelle they swiped from my barn. Are there any unused owl burrows in your neighborhood she doesn't know about you can hide in?