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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on May 15, 2016, 0123 UTC

Title: I saw a fine looking nanny goat today.
Post by: Pigmeat on May 15, 2016, 0123 UTC

Her owner said her name is Nelly. After Wozniak takes your woman, I'll set you up with her, Al. Her owner told me she likes zinc buckets and poison ivy for brunch. Plastic buckets give her the wind.

BTW, Woz is on the way to Parumph to confer with Art Bell. Woz wants to see Art and Bob Lazar's, "Fansome Files." John Titor  may join them if he's not preoccupied with going back to the future.

Wozniak is making good time now that he's running that Segway on solar power, about a mile an hour. It won't be long now.

Nelly says, "Baaaa!"

Title: Re: I saw a fine looking nanny goat today.
Post by: Fansome on May 15, 2016, 0151 UTC

All goats are gray in the dark.

Title: Re: I saw a fine looking nanny goat today.
Post by: Pigmeat on May 15, 2016, 0642 UTC

Not this one, she's snow white with a light brown patch on the side. She practically glows. And what a tail!