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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on June 22, 2016, 0419 UTC
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It's no longer needed. I've got it covered.
My gnomon, a 5 ft. fence post has once again proven to be true. The Earth tilted 5/8th's of inch back to the north today compared to the Solstice measurement.
Tear that old pile of rocks down and haul it away. It's an eyesore that draws hippies. Al, doesn't FANCO own the salvage rights for all Neolithic monuments in the British Isles? You're going to make a killing turning old rocks into traffic barriers. Don't forget to compensate that lil' ol' gnomon maker, me.
Now that I'm the Master of Time, what to do next? I'm thinking coal fired, steam powered, electric cars. They'll crush the Tesla's, literally
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Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam!
It's no longer needed. I've got it covered.
My gnomon, a 5 ft. fence post has once again proven to be true. The Earth tilted 5/8th's of inch back to the north today compared to the Solstice measurement.
Tear that old pile of rocks down and haul it away. It's an eyesore that draws hippies. Al, doesn't FANCO own the salvage rights for all Neolithic monuments in the British Isles? You're going to make a killing turning old rocks into traffic barriers. Don't forget to compensate that lil' ol' gnomon maker, me.
Now that I'm the Master of Time, what to do next? I'm thinking coal fired, steam powered, electric cars. They'll crush the Tesla's, literally
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You said it, Al.
Bring plenty of salt, the Salisbury Plain is a decent sized place, but their steaks are nothing but bland chopped meat. When we're through fixing the soil, we'll need some extra salt to make the local food edible while we're knocking down those rocks. Pork Chop says we can borrow his endloader if we need it.
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Thus begs the question:
Is Pigment really Doctor Who....?
Stay tuned to the BBC for episode 10,421 and still remain confused...!
<sigh>
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Doctor what? And who is Pigment?
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hah!!! My Nemesis Dr. Poo strikes again!!!!!
Pigmeat dog-gone it!!! Pigmeat...
I'll get you Dr. Poo...
Is Pigmeat Doctor Who...?
Sho bee doo bee doo and rootie toot toot... aw.. s**t!!!
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Who is on second. I'm the third base coach.