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Title: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: Pigmeat on June 22, 2016, 0419 UTC
It's no longer needed. I've got it covered.

My gnomon, a 5 ft. fence post has once again proven to be true. The Earth tilted 5/8th's of inch back to the north today compared to the Solstice measurement.

Tear that old pile of rocks down and haul it away. It's an eyesore that draws hippies. Al, doesn't FANCO own the salvage rights for all Neolithic monuments in the British Isles? You're going to make a killing turning old rocks into traffic barriers. Don't forget to compensate that lil' ol' gnomon maker, me.

Now that I'm the Master of Time, what to do next?  I'm thinking coal fired, steam powered, electric cars. They'll crush the Tesla's, literally
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: Fansome on June 22, 2016, 0432 UTC
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam!

It's no longer needed. I've got it covered.

My gnomon, a 5 ft. fence post has once again proven to be true. The Earth tilted 5/8th's of inch back to the north today compared to the Solstice measurement.

Tear that old pile of rocks down and haul it away. It's an eyesore that draws hippies. Al, doesn't FANCO own the salvage rights for all Neolithic monuments in the British Isles? You're going to make a killing turning old rocks into traffic barriers. Don't forget to compensate that lil' ol' gnomon maker, me.

Now that I'm the Master of Time, what to do next?  I'm thinking coal fired, steam powered, electric cars. They'll crush the Tesla's, literally
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: Pigmeat on June 23, 2016, 0038 UTC
You said it, Al.

Bring plenty of salt, the Salisbury Plain is a decent sized place, but their steaks are nothing but bland chopped meat. When we're through fixing the soil, we'll need some extra salt to make the local food edible while we're knocking down those rocks. Pork Chop says we can borrow his endloader if we need it.
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: ka1iic on June 27, 2016, 1805 UTC
Thus begs the question:

Is Pigment really Doctor Who....?

Stay tuned to the BBC for episode 10,421 and still remain confused...!


<sigh>
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: Pigmeat on June 28, 2016, 0858 UTC
Doctor what? And who is Pigment?
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: ka1iic on June 28, 2016, 1426 UTC
hah!!!  My Nemesis Dr. Poo strikes again!!!!!

Pigmeat dog-gone it!!!  Pigmeat...

I'll get you Dr. Poo...

Is Pigmeat Doctor Who...?

Sho bee doo bee doo and rootie toot toot... aw.. s**t!!!

 
Title: Re: Tear down Stonehenge!
Post by: Pigmeat on June 29, 2016, 1145 UTC
Who is on second. I'm the third base coach.