Seriously (as if I could be serious)
Errrrrr... don't these people understand there are real health issues with these types of RF microwaves.
As in; (paraphrase) 'Unsafe at any level'... I mean really.
As for remotely checking out the fridge... the Feds really want to know if you're eating a good healthy diet vs those nasty burritos and beer you really eat. ;D
There is also the issue of who/whom may be keeping the C4 nice and cool...
Maybe the Feds plan to get into your brain... (?) Burn out certain brain tissue to cause you to ignore what is really going on, or even to re-program your brain to 'think' in the correct manner. If they plan to burn out parts of my brain I hope it will be the part that keeps me in the prison of morality... yeah! that will work for sure ::)
"The power of Foamy compels you, the power of Foamy compels you." 'Beware of the wrath of my nutz'
What time is it? Almost 11 AM... time for a beer...