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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on July 31, 2016, 0722 UTC

Title: Al, have you heard about Pablo Escobar's hippos?
Post by: Pigmeat on July 31, 2016, 0722 UTC

We need to get a few dozen for python control. If they can handle African pythons and South American anacondas, scrawny Burmese pythons shouldn't be a problem for them.

We could offer hippo rides to the snowbirds during the winter. We'll make a killing. Hippo polo for the hoity-toity set in Palm Beach seems like a natural, too. Trump on a hippo with a mallet chasing the illegals who work for him with his buddy Vlad, who wouldn't pay to see that?