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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on October 14, 2016, 1328 UTC

Title: Archaeologist: “First Humans Used Primitive Samsungs To Start Fires”
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on October 14, 2016, 1328 UTC

Yale Archaelogist Dr. Randi Volk introduced a fascinating discovery that has thrown everything we thought we knew about Early Man into disarray.

“For centuries, we have been piecing together how early humans, as far back as 350,000 years ago, created and then learned to control fire,” Volk explained. “This is obviously a seminal moment in our species’ removal from the global food chain.”

Volk continued by noting that these hominids actually possessed a primitive beta version of what is now known as the Samsung Galaxy 7, a very common modern-day fire starter.

“Perhaps you use your Samsung Galaxy phone for cooking or warmth or warding off predators as so many do these days,” Volk said. “But millennia ago, using your phone in this way was actually very, very rare.”

Full article: https://aboveaverage.com/archaeologist-first-humans-used-primitive-samsungs-to-start-fires/ (https://aboveaverage.com/archaeologist-first-humans-used-primitive-samsungs-to-start-fires/)

Title: Re: Archaeologist: “First Humans Used Primitive Samsungs To Start Fires”
Post by: Pigmeat on October 15, 2016, 0422 UTC

Nice sketch of young Al.

Title: Re: Archaeologist: “First Humans Used Primitive Samsungs To Start Fires”
Post by: Fansome on October 15, 2016, 0549 UTC

Yeah, back in the days when I had hair.

Quote from: Pigmeat on October 15, 2016, 0422 UTC

Nice sketch of young Al.

Title: Re: Archaeologist: “First Humans Used Primitive Samsungs To Start Fires”
Post by: Pigmeat on October 15, 2016, 0620 UTC

Ain't that always the way? BTW, nice dreads.