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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on November 30, 2016, 1919 UTC

Title: Al, about our deals with The Donald.
Post by: Pigmeat on November 30, 2016, 1919 UTC

He heard what a bang-up job we did with McGonigle and Murphy. He wants us to lead his followers through the most heavily Irish wards of Boston, New York, and Chicago with potato cannons shouting "Blight Power!" while firing spuds and cans of Guinness at the residents as we drive them towards the boats where Jeff Sessions and his special slack-jawed flying squadron will take over.

Don texted something about "Lets get rid of the wurst, first!" I thought he meant brats and Germans, but it turns out Don's a poor speller and a Heiny to boot. I couldn't talk him in to deporting himself, but I'm working on it.

Title: Re: Al, about our deals with The Donald.
Post by: kcpr on December 01, 2016, 2258 UTC

Beware of ankle biting leprechauns!

Title: Re: Al, about our deals with The Donald.
Post by: John Poet on December 02, 2016, 1057 UTC

John has a long mustache.

There is a fire at the insurance agency.

Pat has a large fruit cellar.