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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Fansome on February 18, 2017, 0514 UTC
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Sorry. I don't normally do pro wrestlers, but for some reason I always liked this guy.
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One of my favorites back in the day when I used to watch this sort of thing....the picture says it all! ;D
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Mine...
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No one could chomp down on a turnbuckle like George.
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Good Lord, Ivan Koloff has died! Who's next, Ric Flair?
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Nicole Bass...
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Just imagine the kind of kids George and Nicole could have produced if they wouldn't have had the big fight over whose HGH was whose? While scientists are merely beginning to work on the idea of bringing back the mammoth now, George and Nicole could have kicked out two generations of Gigantopithecus that would currently rule the NFL and the NBA.
It's one of the great "If's" of modern history.
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No one rocked the turnbuckle better then Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka and no one ate a better turnbuckle then George "The Animal" Steele
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The soul who finds the secret to reversing hair migration will be a rich soul indeed.
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Apparently Nicole Bass and Ivan Koloff also passed away in the past few days. Crazy how they are all dying at the same time
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The soul who finds the secret to reversing hair migration will be a rich soul indeed.
Being able to raise a good crop of body hair is the proof of being a real man. Nothing like having a swim on hot day then getting out out and having it massage your back in the breeze like thousands of tiny fingers. When you walk down the beach you often hear admiring whispers like, "Look Belinda! It's a real silverback!" or boys saying "Gee Mom, I wanna be like him when I grow up! Not a weak little bare skinned guy like Pop that has wear a jacket when the weather gets cold."
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Plus you can always shave off the winter coat come summertime!
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Why? Body hair saves you a bundle on sunscreen.
When I was kid, we were in Key West in a little store. A guy comes walking in to buy a paper looking like the original Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man In the World" sporting a white captain's, a pair of Speedo's, and flip-flops. He had the same reddish-brown curly mat of hair going from the base of his neck to the tops of his feet, except where his barber shaved it under and around his beard and the hair on his head. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
I tried to emulate him, but not even Rogaine could stimulate my ample body hair in adulthood to max out like that.
No wonder he lived in Key West? With assets like that you would want live in a place where you could show them off year round.
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'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"
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Yet I've never seen Al Fansome.
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The Handsome Al Fansome?
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That's what it's said they call him back on his home planet. Of course, he's the only known example of his species, he could be lying.
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Finally, at least one person besides Belinda appreciates my natural physical perfection.
The Handsome Al Fansome?
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It has a nice ring to it, maybe Belinda could include the line in a new song? I bet Porkchop could write an epic ode for her.
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Finally, at least one person besides Belinda appreciates my natural physical perfection.
I used to think you were on dope, now I think you are a dope.
Doesn't your tire pressure need a late winter check-up and adjustment? The coming warm weather is going to cause the air to expand and a pressure increase. You don't want over-inflated winter tires blowing out the first warm night of the year, do you? It could drop the trailer a good six inches or more. If the porch is above the door, how are you going to get out if there is a fire or a penguin infestation?