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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Ct Yankee on March 19, 2017, 2059 UTC

Title: A duck, a dinosaur, and a penguin walk into...
Post by: Ct Yankee on March 19, 2017, 2059 UTC

Marvin Gardens?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/us/new-monopoly-pieces-tokens.html

Title: Re: A duck, a dinosaur, and a penguin walk into...
Post by: Pigmeat on March 20, 2017, 0117 UTC

No wonder Al hasn't been posting. This news likely caused him to go catatonic.

If his SO is lurking, a sharp smack with a 1 x 2 board to the back of the from an eight inch distance ought to bring him out of it. Accurate and precise application of dosages is the key to modern Neurology. Things have progressed greatly since the pioneering days of impact therapy developed by Dr's. Howard, Howard, & Fine in the 1930's.

Title: Re: A duck, a dinosaur, and a penguin walk into...
Post by: John Poet on March 22, 2017, 0408 UTC

A penguin?!  It's a sign of the arrival of the anti-Christ, I tells you.  

Damn kids.  Can't leave 'well enough' alone...

 

Title: Re: A duck, a dinosaur, and a penguin walk into...
Post by: Fansome on March 22, 2017, 0623 UTC

Oh, yeah, it's all fun and games until a Monopoly player is found pecked to death. This is akin to using an Ouija board, inviting the demon into your own home. Fools.

Title: Re: A duck, a dinosaur, and a penguin walk into...
Post by: Ct Yankee on March 22, 2017, 2149 UTC

Hey, at least one of the pieces wasn't a cellphone.