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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0122 UTC

Title: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0122 UTC

Have you ever been in PHP hell?  Survey says:

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0135 UTC

So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: skeezix on March 29, 2017, 0257 UTC

Quote from: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0135 UTC

So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...

Yes.

Play chess.

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0904 UTC

Quote from: skeezix on March 29, 2017, 0257 UTC

Quote from: John Poet on March 29, 2017, 0135 UTC

So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...

Yes.

Play chess.

Nah, I was playing here instead-- that was the point

I seem to have made it out without having to edit a whole bunch of code, thank god...
but I was in a bad spot there for a while, LOL

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: Josh on March 29, 2017, 1428 UTC

Threaten your code that you'll redo it from scratch!






























Then later on, beg your code to not make you redo it from scratch.

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: skeezix on April 08, 2017, 2141 UTC

Wisdom of @SadServer (https://twitter.com/sadserver)

Ugh, PHP. (https://twitter.com/sadserver/status/171383713228259329)

Today's tweet is brought to you by PHP. Making servers sad since 1995 (https://twitter.com/sadserver/status/507576993957675008)

Title: Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
Post by: Oliver on April 10, 2017, 0752 UTC

Anytime you see a php script start with

error_reporting(0); or error_reporting(E_ERROR | E_WARNING | E_PARSE); or ini_set('display_errors', "0");

you should be suspicious.