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Title: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: ChrisSmolinski on April 25, 2017, 2114 UTC
The Lord's Prayer Cross Radio Pin is original fine art by E.J. Gold with crystal radio affixed tuned to the continuous broadcast of the Lord's Prayer. Each Lord's Prayer Cross Radio Pin is individually created -- no two are alike. It will receive the Lord's Prayer continuously anywhere in the world without the need for batteries or external power supply. The electrical power of its embedded genuine Crystal Quantum A.M. Radio is absorbed directly from the broadcast radio waves.

The crystal radio was invented in 1895 by Marconi and will function virtually forever.   The CQR (Crystal Quantum Radio) device embedded within the LORD'S PRAYER RADIO CROSS is fix-tuned to a specific frequency through the balance of capacitance, resistance, microHenry antenna induction, "leaky-wave" technology and shottkey front-end diode energetics. The fixed tuning keeps the receiver from drifting across the AM broadband spectrum. On the broadcast end, the transmitter emits its complex compound radio signal as would any AM transmission apparatus, with the exception that it is tuned precisely to the same frequency as the receiver in your LORD'S PRAYER QUANTUM RADIO CROSS. Because many AM broadcasters have now transferred their transmissions to FM broadcast and the internet, the AM band is far less crowded with stations than in the past, leaving many frequencies largely unused. It is one of these low-usage frequencies that we employ for the transmission of our world- wide radio broadcasts of the LORD'S PRAYER.

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Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: John Poet on April 25, 2017, 2325 UTC
Oh god

Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: jFarley on April 26, 2017, 1212 UTC
If I got one, would I be able to hear secular broadcasts such as Russian DGPS stations?
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: R4002 on April 26, 2017, 1325 UTC
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the AM band is far less crowded with stations than in the past, leaving many frequencies largely unused. It is one of these low-usage frequencies that we employ for the transmission of our world- wide radio broadcasts of the LORD'S PRAYER.

Using our patented Crystal Quantum Radio (TM) we insert Brother Stair broadcasts in every single empty kHz of A.M. radio micro-HENRIES while fix-tuning a specific frequency that's so specific we can't even tell you it but we promise you it is very very specific and only broadcasts [while at the same time receives using absolutely no electricity whatsoever using our super secret method the power companies and Marconi Inc don't want you to know about] the LORD'S PRAYER.

Gotta love eBay.  The scary thing is Poe's Law applies really well here.  
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: Josh on April 26, 2017, 1533 UTC
"Put your hand on the radio, can you feel it?!?!?"
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: Fred Smith on April 26, 2017, 1558 UTC
Anyone want one? I can send you the parts for 15.99 plus shipping and handling. Can be tuned to your deity of choice, please include this info with your order to PTBarnum@asucker.com
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: Pigmeat on April 26, 2017, 1855 UTC
"Received mine on morning of third day. Works well except in A&P stores where WABC dominates the frequency."


                                                        J. Christos, Nazareth, PA.
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: ka1iic on May 12, 2017, 2206 UTC
"Put your hand on the radio, can you feel it?!?!?"

More than once I done did feel it... one hand on the radio chassis (5  tube AC/DC set plugged in wrong) and my metal desk, grounded of course...  It knocked over my soldering iron with a big blob of hot solder, the solder blob fell in between my pants zipper... talk about putting lead in your pencil... owie owie owie...

Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: moof on May 12, 2017, 2221 UTC
Holy shit!  How do you hook that sumbitch into a fuzz pedal?  I'll feed it into the Bassman and let it vibrate me 24x7.
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: ka1iic on May 12, 2017, 2308 UTC
Holy shit!  How do you hook that sumbitch into a fuzz pedal?  I'll feed it into the Bassman and let it vibrate me 24x7.

Hee hee... you said 'vibrate'... :-)
Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: John Poet on May 13, 2017, 0509 UTC
Hey, wait a minute--

Like, if we buy and wear and pray over one of these things,
and maybe rub it on our radios,

will the sunspots improve??

I'm about ready to try anything.

Title: Re: Lords Prayer ARTISTIC CROSS PIN active blessing crystal radio in Ancient Aramaic
Post by: redhat on May 13, 2017, 1159 UTC
I'm about ready to try anything.

...How about a couple of kilowatts? ;)

+-RH