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Title: Amazon Ads at the bottom of the page
Post by: Davep on January 22, 2018, 0357 UTC
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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids Paperback

Havahart Animal Trap


They got me pegged as a tin Hatter. I'm kind of paranoid about that. It goes on to say it's "the definitive guide to brain shielding" ......so, I clicked it .
It appears to contain tips on how to best mold it for maximizing attenuation
 
The animal trap thing though is wrong.  Only once did we trap a raccoon because it destroyed our veges , and even broke down some fencing after we gave it a one free shot in hope for redemption.
We received negative comments on neighborhood social media because we left it in the cage near city right of way and called animal control. It was a hot day and I'm sure they saw the umbrella we put over the cage, but didn't get credit for the water bowl.
They take it to the woods and let it go or bother someone else , so we didn't feel any remorse.
Later we found out a lady down the street was feeding it for some years and considered it a pet. She went out of town and I guess the thing rampaged for food.  Unfortunate incident I'd like to forget, but apparently they heard about it down at Amazon
Title: Re: Amazon Ads at the bottom of the page
Post by: Pigmeat on January 22, 2018, 1756 UTC
It sounds like you might have a touch of Fansomitis. You didn't catch any penguins in that trap, did you? They're known carriers.

Title: Re: Amazon Ads at the bottom of the page
Post by: Davep on January 22, 2018, 1816 UTC
Is there a vaccine, because I don't have time for it..
After Tom died, I began work on one of those MTWTF pill boxes , password protected computer controlled unlocking it on a time schedule so rockers can only get so much fentanyl at a time.  The MTWTFSS boxes are no good if the top comes off and /or you don't know what day it is.
I thought maybe Fanco could market the device, but his reputation as Master of Obits might be a conflict of interest.
Title: Re: Amazon Ads at the bottom of the page
Post by: Pigmeat on January 22, 2018, 1915 UTC
Al has the market cornered on pill dispensers at Shady Acres, he might be interested. It's the middle of the shuffleboard playoff season, he may be on the road representing the home team in the over 4000 division? He always wins, his only competition are bristlecone pines.

He's usually back in the office by Groundhog Day. He thinks groundhogs are "land beavers". He want's to beat those pines fair and square, not while they're sweating resin with those mountain climbing groundhogs staring at them with hungry looks on their faces.