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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Antennae on May 12, 2018, 2159 UTC

Title: Ion pumping cords
Post by: Antennae on May 12, 2018, 2159 UTC

Welp, there are instruments that detect the human aura (I learned it off of youtube).  And there are instruments that can balance your vessels from Chinese medicine.  They're called ion pumping cords. A cord is a wire with leads on either end and a proprietary germanium diode in line.  You tape magnets to your accupuncture points, south side toward skin.  Then wire up your body and it helps you out.  Has anybody tried this? 

https://nsevhealing.com/resources/

Title: Re: Ion pumping cords
Post by: Josh on May 13, 2018, 1804 UTC

Aren't these the ones that can increase your chakra or chi by over 9000?

Title: Re: Ion pumping cords
Post by: Pigmeat on May 13, 2018, 1826 UTC

I see the yin, Chong and Ren, but I don't see their yang opposites, Cheech and Stimpy.  I'd advise you to pass if they're not going to send you all the parts.

Title: Re: Ion pumping cords
Post by: Antennae on May 14, 2018, 0005 UTC

Over 9000, eh?  I wonder if the aura detector could give me a baseline chi level...

Title: Re: Ion pumping cords
Post by: Josh on May 15, 2018, 1934 UTC

Ren: "Something came out of my butt! And it made a sound!"