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Title: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on February 27, 2011, 1836 UTC

I offer this advice in the spirit of public service, as there seems to be a lot of this going around these days:

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET YOUR PANTIES UP IN A BUNCH:

1) Stay calm, DON'T PANIC!!!

2) Pull down the panties, and step out of them. This may take some effort, depending on how bunched up the panties are.

3) Unbunch the panties.

4) Step into the panties, and pull them back up.

4) Above all, don't panic, STAY CALM!!!

Your HFU/#pirateradio buddy,

Al

"HFU: The most-viewed Pirate Radio site on the net"

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on February 27, 2011, 2233 UTC

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/26/128775043639793149.jpg

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Zoidberg on February 28, 2011, 1651 UTC

And watch out for these fellows while unbunching panties.  They're rumored to be collecting bunched panties and mysteriously converting them to profit.

(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/underpants-gnomes.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on March 01, 2011, 0123 UTC

A lot of my admirers have been emailing me, asking me if I'm on drugs. Well, I am on a drug - it's called Al Fansome. It's not available because if you try it once you'll die - your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me.

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on March 01, 2011, 0235 UTC

And another thing: you borrow my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard’. My brain fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on March 01, 2011, 2239 UTC

Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: John Poet on March 02, 2011, 0130 UTC

Ok, Charlie... Now let's get you back to rehab, shall we?

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on March 02, 2011, 0308 UTC

No need for rehab; I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I’m done.

I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Pigmeat on March 02, 2011, 0952 UTC

LMAO!!!

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: Fansome on March 09, 2011, 0445 UTC

Where are you hiding you silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself, or women?

Which personality are you cowering beneath for transparent cover? I see you, you little worm, I see you.

Title: Re: Advice!
Post by: corq on March 09, 2011, 1336 UTC

Ye Gads, the Derp is *strong* with this one.