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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on July 31, 2018, 1131 UTC

Title: The Giant Penguin of Clearwater Beach, FL.
Post by: Pigmeat on July 31, 2018, 1131 UTC

Al, Belinda has escaped her tank! Our tracking beacons have her making a beeline to Clearwater, the lair of the Giant Penguin and Scientology. Get over there with the Shady Acres Irregulars, pronto! The Giant Penguin wants to mate with her, and we suspect Tom Cruise is trying to recruit her into the cult.

If any of you doubt the reality of the Giant Penguin of Clearwater, look it up. It's as real as any of the pirates you guys try to get QSL's from.

Title: Re: The Giant Penguin of Clearwater Beach, FL.
Post by: Josh on July 31, 2018, 1737 UTC

Oh the object of dreadful unbridled penguin lust!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M