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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on April 01, 2019, 0729 UTC
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says she wants you back and wants you to join her on tour in Ulaanbaatar. Let me know how it goes when you get back, Mr. Carlisle.
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Uh, you got that wrong, Bud. She signs her name "Mrs. Fansome" these days, and is proud of it.
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You're going to have a lot of explaining to do to Brigham Young VIII and his male kinfolk for leaving the twins at the altar. That's means practically every male in Rocky Mountain states has it in for you now. I hope it was worth it for one night in Belinda's love yurt and a yak's bladder full of kumis.
You really don't think things through, do you?
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BTW, I can cover for you on the Mormon twins, bigamy runs in my family, but what do you want me to do about your S.O. and gf? It will take an addition on the house if I marry them.
I bet the S.O. and the gf will want fancy indoor crappers? No using that little shack out back for you or your fancy women. Those Mormon girls dug and built their own. Luckily they've agreed to build the addition on the house, if needed, after planting time.
Come on over, Spud, and we'll see if your eyes sprout.