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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on June 07, 2019, 0950 UTC

Title: Al, you do know our law is based on English Common Law, don't you?
Post by: Pigmeat on June 07, 2019, 0950 UTC

And it was amended when the Brit's were expanding into the Caribbean to keep sex-starved Royal Navy sailors from jumping ship and taking up with manatees? Well, it's still on the books. Your marriage to Belinda is null and void. Get her out of Shady Acres swimming pool or the authorities will be over to pick her up for the county's annual "Critter Dinner" on the 4th of July.

Now get her in the nearest canal, pronto! You and Belinda can thank me for the life saving heads up later. Time is too short for gabbing about the details.

Is it true manatees only eat cats? That could explain why your girlfriends cat's keep going missing. I hope she still doesn't lurk here, but this is an emergency. Good luck!

Title: Re: Al, you do know our law is based on English Common Law, don't you?
Post by: Josh on June 07, 2019, 1544 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M