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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on June 24, 2019, 1213 UTC
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Runaway hot air balloon at the Hannibal, MO. Fair, according to ABC News. Huck and Jim were last seen in the thing headed to Illinois. Tom was said to be keeping pace in Pa Finn's jonboat.
Life on the Mississippi sure is exciting!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Fall_in_Crimson
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"McGee sets out to investigate the death of an ailing millionaire, and encounters a motorcycle gang, pornographic movie-makers, and balloonists."
It writes itself, kinda like a rap/hiphop musical about the teapot dome scandal.
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Literary genius is rarely recognized in it's time. I'm flattered by both the praise here and Mac's imitation of my style. My task is merely to observe and report.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
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All I want is to get a good night's sleep, Al. I can't help it if I'm up taking a leak when this stuff comes across the wires on my Raspberry Pi.
I miss the days when all we had to do was scare that naked hippy couple out of that guy's talking snake's garden with flaming swords.
The guy and his snake had a heck of sense of humor. Remember when they made that bet on that knothead Lot? You could tell Lot to go whizz in the corner of a round hut and he would never figure it out. Good times.
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Jeez you guys really are old.
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So old I forgot it was Job instead of Lot they made that bet on.
They turned Lot's rounder of a wife into a pillar of salt when she realized she left her stripper sandal's in Gomorrah's Baal Temple. She turned around to get them and that was the end of "Trixie, Lap Dancer to The Pharaoh's". If you remember their daughters, you won't be surprised at what they did to comfort "Daddy" after they got him sloppy drunk in a cave, the little tarts! Carbon copies of their Mom, I tell you.