HFU HF Underground
General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on July 13, 2019, 1526 UTC
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Are UFOs real? Over 600,000 have pledged to find out. A Facebook event named Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us has become an internet sensation. At the time of writing, 639,000 users have signed up to attend the event, located in the deserts of Nevada, and another 596,000 are "interested" in attending (read: cowards).
Here's the plan, as per the creator of the event: "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens."
https://www.cnet.com/news/640k-people-want-to-raid-area-51-to-see-them-aliens/
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That reminds me....we haven't heard Orbital Mind Control Satellite in quite some time! It would be nice to see if they are still around! Hopefully they haven't been captured by the Plutonium Underground :-\
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It's just a Facebook version of "The World will end on... " How many people do you think will go any farther than just hitting the "sign me up" button?
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Hopefully the use of miniguns by USAF will be liberally applied.
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Imagine the MAGA hats if it did happen! 8)
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"Serpentine, Stan, serpentine!" Alan Arkin, "The In-Law's", a vastly underrated film.
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...and Q Anon T shirts.
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I hit the "interested" button" I admit, because I figure it's just a big joke.
Xmas
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There are two possible scenarios if people come out to raid Area51....
- Aliens will probably come out to save all of the people who went to rush the base. We will have ever lasting peace in the universe and be shown space travel. Our technology will jump 1000 years in just a few.
- Aliens will disintegrate everyone and begin their global takeover early. This is when we find out all world leaders are actually aliens in disguise. But the invasion will be put down when Vladimir Putin (who killed the alien that tried to mimic him) rides in on a white flying unicorn, naked from the waste up, shooting the power of the sun at the invading aliens and burns them all to ashes.
More predictions at ....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHebSU8rREc
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That reminds me....we haven't heard Orbital Mind Control Satellite in quite some time! It would be nice to see if they are still around! Hopefully they haven't been captured by the Plutonium Underground :-\
I miss them too - great station!
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I had an Uncle by marriage who worked for one of those three letter agencies. When Area 51 started getting attention my cousin made the mistake of asking him "What's out there?". His reply was "None of your damned business!" She then asked him if he'd ever seen a UFO? He said, "I work as consultant to the defense industry, I've seen plenty of things in the air I couldn't i.d., but dollars to donuts they were ours." She wandered off satisfied.
He and I often speculated that when she ran, her head rattled. Dumb as stump. At least she was pretty.
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A little known documentary;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMmC0UAnj0
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Slim Whitman saves us in the end, as usual.
I've had a number of suit and tie jobs over the years. When I had to go to conferences I'd wear red socks with my navy blue suits. It got back to one of my bosses. I told him, "It worked for Slim Whitman, I figured it would work for me?" (Slim always wore red socks) My boss thought it was hilarious, as he knew those things were nothing but booze soaked B.S. fests.
My penchant for blue suits and red socks wasn't appreciated by my soon to be wife on our nights on the town either. Hey, they matched my antique ruby cuff links! My guess is she didn't like those, "I wish I could be with that guy." looks, that I got from the other women in the places we went? At least that's how it struck me. I wasn't buying that, "You look like a loon!", she was trying to foist upon me.
Follow Slim in style and both he and Johnny Otis in facial hair and you'll never go wrong. Duke Ellington is a good example, too. That pencil thin mustache is hard to get right, but don't let it frustrate you, it takes time.
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Danny Trejo Has Officially Joined The Area 51 Raid
https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/danny-trejo-has-officially-joined-the-area-51-raid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxbVModReMo
Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be
Slim Whitman saves us in the end, as usual.
I've had a number of suit and tie jobs over the years. When I had to go to conferences I'd wear red socks with my navy blue suits. It got back to one of my bosses. I told him, "It worked for Slim Whitman, I figured it would work for me?" (Slim always wore red socks) My boss thought it was hilarious, as he knew those things were nothing but booze soaked B.S. fests.
My penchant for blue suits and red socks wasn't appreciated by my soon to be wife on our nights on the town either. Hey, they matched my antique ruby cuff links! My guess is she didn't like those, "I wish I could be with that guy." looks, that I got from the other women in the places we went? At least that's how it struck me. I wasn't buying that, "You look like a loon!", she was trying to foist upon me.
Follow Slim in style and both he and Johnny Otis in facial hair and you'll never go wrong. Duke Ellington is a good example, too. That pencil thin mustache is hard to get right, but don't let it frustrate you, it takes time.
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It makes you wonder what became of Andy Devine, doesn't it?
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Had to look him up. He's the 'Andy' in the song on 'One size fits all'. How interesting! Good tune/Album for those who haven't heard....
Str.
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Pigmeat do you remember Andy's Gang ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtmR-cCjn0
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"Plunk yer magic twanger, Froggy!"
I saw it in re-runs sponsored by the local "Buster Brown Shoe Store" in the early 60's. Our Buster Brown store shared a building with Western Auto. When their "Red Ball Express" sneakers hit the market their slogan was "Run faster and jump higher!". In 1964 to promote the brand, they strapped a guy into a jet pack in an empty lot behind the building. He flew over the building and scorched the Hell out of couple of antique cars at the street fair.
I wore Buster Brown's to school and church. Red Ball Express? They weren't P.F. Flyers, my normal playground kicks. In the summer we went barefoot. "Aaw Ma! I don't need no shoes!"
Fansome had hooves, we had to take him across the river to get shoed once a year by the blacksmith.
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I always suspected Al was a satyr!
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Satyr? Yeah, he can write it all, fiction, non-fiction, plays, poems and all the rest of that junk. Cypherin' is his top skill. He can figure out train schedules and racing forms at the same time.
My real exposure to Andy Devine came from old cowboy movies on cable access. I lived in a place where you were lucky to get two channels due to terrain. In the mid-late 60's a friend's Dad started a cable company, seven channels, plus the access one. It was a modern miracle.
The guy and his best friend, the local HS sports announcer loved old cowboy movies. They showed those old two and three reel serial westerns from the 30's, with cliff hanger endings, between 6 and 8 p.m. on weekday nights. Andy was in probably a third of them as either a sidekick or a bad guy.
The guy who owned the cable company and his buddy were more entertaining than a lot of those films. They started with a bit of buzz and got drunker as the show went on. The mistakes in the films were a real hoot. Our heroes of the Old West would be saving wagon trains from wild Natives, while you could see cars and trucks going up and down highways in the far background. Why those settlers didn't take the bus is beyond me?
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That reminds me....we haven't heard Orbital Mind Control Satellite in quite some time! It would be nice to see if they are still around! Hopefully they haven't been captured by the Plutonium Underground :-\
Orbital Mind Control Satellite was/is one of the best pirate stations, ever, with Commander Bunny following at a close second.
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Which Commander Bunny? I had the honors in the Radio Al Fansome broadcasts. Easiest damned station I ever did. While I'd be looking at the reports thinking of QSL ideas, Al's own pre-printed ones would be hitting DX'er's mailbox's starting on Monday. That man is a wonder!
There were at least three I know of, the original Radio Bunny, tapes of which were supposedly found by the second Commander Bunny, of the WBNY you guys know, at a yard sale.
Those are the three Commander Bunny's I know of. It wouldn't surprise if there weren't more? That voice was dead easy to do.
If anyone else wants to be the Dread Pirate Bunny, feel free!
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I just want to say that pirating is illegal, and the idea of my participation is just preposterous.
Which Commander Bunny? I had the honors in the Radio Al Fansome broadcasts. Easiest damned station I ever did. While I'd be looking at the reports thinking of QSL ideas, Al's own pre-printed ones would be hitting DX'er's mailbox's starting on Monday. That man is a wonder!
There were at least three I know of, the original Radio Bunny, tapes of which were supposedly found by the second Commander Bunny, of the WBNY you guys know, at a yard sale.
Those are the three Commander Bunny's I know of. It wouldn't surprise if there weren't more? That voice was dead easy to do.
If anyone else wants to be the Dread Pirate Bunny, feel free!
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(https://i.imgur.com/EpDkztk.png)
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Have fun storming the secret base!
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Have fun storming the secret base!
(https://i.imgur.com/OrU3ocd.png)
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Trejo is in? That means Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent are in, too. If they can get Robbie Kneivel and his motorcycle daredevil buddies up to help, they won't have to storm the gates. Robbie and his friends will jump those puny fences, then blast the gates open from the inside.
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I put "interested"
I figured it was a joke, sorta like the "Stevie Wonder Performing Live At Eyeglass World" sorta thing. But I thought it would be funny to follow
Xmas
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I just want to say that pirating is illegal, and the idea of my participation is just preposterous.
Which Commander Bunny? I had the honors in the Radio Al Fansome broadcasts. Easiest damned station I ever did. While I'd be looking at the reports thinking of QSL ideas, Al's own pre-printed ones would be hitting DX'er's mailbox's starting on Monday. That man is a wonder!
There were at least three I know of, the original Radio Bunny, tapes of which were supposedly found by the second Commander Bunny, of the WBNY you guys know, at a yard sale.
Those are the three Commander Bunny's I know of. It wouldn't surprise if there weren't more? That voice was dead easy to do.
If anyone else wants to be the Dread Pirate Bunny, feel free!
You've got to turn the transmitter on to violate the law, Al. Being a weirdo that mails out QSL's isn't an offense. However, the FBI might want to talk to you about that box outside your trailer and who you kept in it? There's no statute of limitations on kidnapping or false imprisonment.
BTW, have you seen Capt. Ron lately?
Scotty, do you remember the "Save Ronnie Milsap's Eye" movement in the country music world of the 1980's? The man was blind as bat from birth, there was nothing to save! The country music industry in Nashville is worse than a nest of TV preachers.
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Which Commander Bunny?
Whoa, I wasn't aware that there was more than one Commander Bunny. But cool that there is. Kind of like the Dread Pirate Roberts or "No, I am Spartacus."
The only one that I know about is whomever appears in this video (https://youtu.be/23EmWIsE8AE)