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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Fansome on July 18, 2019, 2048 UTC

Title: Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop
Post by: Fansome on July 18, 2019, 2048 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394443/penguins-ignore-police-return-to-sushi-shop

Title: Re: Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop
Post by: Pigmeat on July 18, 2019, 2136 UTC

How does their venom rate, Al? Just a swelling effect or fatal?

Title: Re: Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop
Post by: Fansome on July 19, 2019, 0130 UTC

What do you think gave me the brain bubbles??? I can still hear the fizzing in my ears, even now...

Quote from: Pigmeat on July 18, 2019, 2136 UTC

How does their venom rate, Al? Just a swelling effect or fatal?

Title: Re: Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop
Post by: Josh on July 19, 2019, 1812 UTC

"Mr Mace said people should keep their distance from the penguins, which could have a nasty bite."





Row upon row of hideous bird teeth! Like a walking sea lamprey!

Title: Re: Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop
Post by: Pigmeat on July 20, 2019, 2318 UTC

So, it's only toxic to Fansome's? Gotcha!

You know, they're about the size of a Cornish game hen. A fella could make pretty penny selling their plucked carcasses to fancy restaurants.