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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ChrisSmolinski on November 22, 2019, 1305 UTC
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https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/oh-my-fcking-god-elon-musks-bizarre-cybertruck-unveiling-goes-horribly-wrong
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Not impressed. Shooting the windows w/ 12 gauge slugs is the industry standard, a big ol' fail if gently tossed steelies did the job. The Porsche is beating out of the box as that pictures clearly show while the the Tesla's tires try to come off. Finally, where's the lift kit with jumbo mudders for tearin' around swamps? An electric truck ain't gonna do crap muddin' unless you want to be gator bait. He didn't even try to take it up one of those lil' dry hills in the background to show the folks what if could do on semi-rough terrain.
Spend your money on something cool and proven like the Segway Scooter if you want to go electric. You can take that from a man who has owned and drove trucks all his life, not some funny lookin' South African wuss boy. Fail!
If Elon was trying to stage his own "Ford vs. Ferrari" promo he could have saved us " The Ranger vs. The Prius In A Plywood Box" display seen there.
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So that's where all the retired f117s are gonna end up!