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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Skipmuck on November 13, 2014, 2335 UTC

Title: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Skipmuck on November 13, 2014, 2335 UTC

I chanced upon this absolutely wonderful website where for a small sum of money, you can adopt your own personal penguin! It seems to be on the up and up and I think it's a great and novel idea for the upcoming holidays! Be the first one on your block! Link below

https://penguinfoundation.org.au/donation

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: atrainradio on November 14, 2014, 0324 UTC

I should start the Adopt A Pescadore foundation.

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Fansome on November 14, 2014, 0512 UTC

This is a terrible idea. Have these penguins been defanged? Have they had their poison glands removed? I doubt it.

Someone is going to get killed because of this.

Quote from: Skipmuck on November 13, 2014, 2335 UTC

I chanced upon this absolutely wonderful website where for a small sum of money, you can adopt your own personal penguin! It seems to be on the up and up and I think it's a great and novel idea for the upcoming holidays! Be the first one on your block! Link below

https://penguinfoundation.org.au/donation

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: John Poet on November 14, 2014, 2138 UTC

Quote from: Fansome on November 14, 2014, 0512 UTC

This is a terrible idea. Have these penguins been defanged? Have they had their poison glands removed?

Perhaps not, Al, but they are well-dressed....

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Pigmeat on November 14, 2014, 2211 UTC

Go ahead, get him all riled up. You're not the ones who will have to get him off the roof with a lasso.

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Skipmuck on November 15, 2014, 0132 UTC

I've researched it on the internet and Penguins are basically defenseless unless you disturb their nesting sites...then they attack you with their beaks and wings. Another website said they taste like chicken ;D
Absolutely nothing to be afraid of Al! And they are well dressed...

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Fansome on November 15, 2014, 0330 UTC

Bunch of penguin-huggers...

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Fansome on November 15, 2014, 0333 UTC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Trousers

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: John Poet on November 15, 2014, 0918 UTC

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Clearly a candidate for the next version of the "eBestiality" commercial....

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: John Poet on November 15, 2014, 0928 UTC

Quote from: Pigmeat on November 14, 2014, 2211 UTC

Go ahead, get him all riled up. You're not the ones who will have to get him off the roof with a lasso.

I think we could devise a popular carnival game out of that...

"Lasso Fansome" has a certain ring to it.

Title: Re: ADOPT A PENGUIN
Post by: Skipmuck on November 15, 2014, 1310 UTC

FEATHERS WAS HERE