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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on December 09, 2014, 0315 UTC

Title: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 09, 2014, 0315 UTC
by the name of Eric Snowden. She proposed marriage to him after knowing him for a week. Some news agencies are saying it was a Kremlin plot to keep Snowden in the country to get info from him, but we both know how she likes to seduce Alpha He-Geeks just to break their hearts.

Sorry to have to break it to you.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Fansome on December 09, 2014, 0723 UTC
You are such a liar! She loves me, I know she does. That geek can't change that. I just talked to her a couple of weeks ago, and she said that she'll be coming back to me here in the USA, just as soon as her secret mission to Putin-land is completed.

You know, you should stop trying to tear your betters down, just to make yourself feel important.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: OldSeaRock on December 09, 2014, 1739 UTC
Isn't she the valve heiress? 
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 09, 2014, 2153 UTC
Isn't she the valve heiress? 

Yep, and Putin's youngest sister to boot.

Al will be ok in a couple of months. He's always had rejection issues. He wandered around his trailer for years muttering "Belinda, Belinda" over some chunky blonde from L.A.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 09, 2014, 2220 UTC
Isn't she the valve heiress? 

Yep, and Putin's youngest sister to boot.

Al will be ok in a couple of months. He's always had rejection issues. He wandered around his trailer for years muttering "Belinda, Belinda" over some chunky blonde from L.A.

LOL...
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 10, 2014, 1900 UTC
BDM, did anyone ever tell you you bear a striking resemblance to the late Redd Foxx? A wise and great man.

BTW, Svetlana goes by the name of "Anna Chapman" these days. If you do a search for her pics, you'll see that large tubes are in her blood.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 14, 2014, 0324 UTC
BDM, did anyone ever tell you you bear a striking resemblance to the late Redd Foxx? A wise and great man.

BTW, Svetlana goes by the name of "Anna Chapman" these days. If you do a search for her pics, you'll see that large tubes are in her blood.

A great man. He should have been president!  :-*
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: John Poet on December 17, 2014, 0453 UTC
Yep, and Putin's youngest sister to boot.

Al will be ok in a couple of months. He's always had rejection issues. He wandered around his trailer for years muttering "Belinda, Belinda" over some chunky blonde from L.A.

Belinda was not 'chunky'.  The hell you say.

(http://freeradiocafe.com/images/belindaPlayboy.jpg)


Maybe you were looking at her from the wrong (or right) angle....

(http://freeradiocafe.com/images/Belinda.jpg)


TCS will soon be completing our format change, to
"All Belinda, All The Time!"

Naturally the eQSLs will be featuring the photos which I am not posting here...
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: John Poet on December 17, 2014, 0530 UTC
And take that, just for good measure...

[youtube]7CxgMvxvVdo[/youtube]


Not anything like even resembling 'chunky'....

Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 17, 2014, 2339 UTC
Nope, but she looks so.....Uhm....Plastic........
(http://a2.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE5NTU2MzE1ODQ2NzcyMjM1.jpg)
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 21, 2014, 1337 UTC
Like Ms. Piggy with botox.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: John Poet on December 21, 2014, 2139 UTC
Probably none of us look the way we did thirty years ago...

but I probably come the closest :D

Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 22, 2014, 0022 UTC
Personally I have nothing against aging so to say (hell I'm 50 young). I just hate that botox plastic look, and yes, she was hot back in the day...
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 23, 2014, 1112 UTC
Personally I have nothing against aging so to say (hell I'm 50 young). I just hate that botox plastic look, and yes, she was hot back in the day...

By "back in the day" you mean "before electricity", don't you, BDM?
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 25, 2014, 0519 UTC
Personally I have nothing against aging so to say (hell I'm 50 young). I just hate that botox plastic look, and yes, she was hot back in the day...

By "back in the day" you mean "before electricity", don't you, BDM?

Impossible! Was there ever such a time? I thought like Al and the sun, electricity was an ever constant in our universe?
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: Pigmeat on December 25, 2014, 1608 UTC
Nah. Electricity was invented by Captain Ron in 1978 after finding a bucket of lemons and a piece of copper flashing.

From what I understand, when hauling the stuff back to his box, the Captain thought, "What can I make with an old zinc bucket, a piece of copper and a bunch of lemons that will annoy Old Man Fansome?" Thus, electricity and with it, the joy buzzer, were invented.
Title: Re: Al, Svetlana has a new man.......
Post by: BDM on December 25, 2014, 1938 UTC
Ya got me....LMAO! ;D