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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: ByteBORG on December 28, 2015, 1857 UTC

Title: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: ByteBORG on December 28, 2015, 1857 UTC
I don't know if this was presented earlier, or was Common Knowledge
so please forgive.

Some nice links to Lincolnshire Poacher and its' antenna arrays
and other links too.

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/page14.html
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: skeezix on January 09, 2016, 0042 UTC
I'd like to try that cheese.


Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: JCMaxwell on January 09, 2016, 0046 UTC
Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: skeezix on January 09, 2016, 0142 UTC
You do! Excellent
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: JCMaxwell on January 09, 2016, 0149 UTC
It's a bit runny, sir.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: skeezix on January 09, 2016, 0154 UTC
Oh, I like it runny.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: JCMaxwell on January 09, 2016, 0155 UTC
Well, as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: ka1iic on January 09, 2016, 2214 UTC
HEy!  This isn't cheese... it's yogert... bah humbug!

Now to listen to a few tunes by Richard Cheese... ;-)
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Radiogoon on May 23, 2016, 2124 UTC
Ooooooooh! The cats eaten it.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Skipmuck on May 23, 2016, 2213 UTC
https://lincolnshirepoachercheese.com/

Gold Medal!! Double Barrel has been awarded a gold medal at the inaugural Artisan Cheese Awards!!

We recently received this poem from a customer and we think it’s rather good!

Lincolnshire Poacher Cheese – what can I say?
I dream of your cheese each and every day
Swap to another? – not in haste
Not when I’ve found the perfect taste!

Strong and smooth and rather yummy
Oh what a treat to hit my tummy
No need to worry, no need to exclaim
Lincolnshire Poacher Cheese is awesome – remember the name!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czkC3Ao_BN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XGJT5vEe9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJTnGgkJIPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YxMaJ9Vmh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8KQyJyOVKc
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: ka1iic on May 26, 2016, 0108 UTC
Oh Great Bob... save us in our time of trouble...

<sigh>

And for X-day's sake fix the damned propagation will ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   grrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Fansome on May 26, 2016, 0156 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rzSslub6U
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Pigmeat on May 27, 2016, 0032 UTC
Weren't you nearly done in by a homicidal Camembert a couple of years back, Alfy? Bad cheese isn't a laughing matter, you bunch of bellowing barbarian baboons.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Fansome on May 27, 2016, 0331 UTC
Yes. The stuff was infested with cheese mites; they burrowed into my skull, resulting in a severe case of brain bubbles. Luckily, they found that my thoughts were too weighty to digest, and they all died fairly quickly. There were no permanent damage, outside of a permanent "fizzing" noise that I hear whenever I go swimming.

Quote from: Pigmeat on May 27, 2016, 0032 UTC
Weren't you nearly done in by a homicidal Camembert a couple of years back, Alfy? Bad cheese isn't a laughing matter, you bunch of bellowing barbarian baboons.
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Skipmuck on May 27, 2016, 2232 UTC
Wow! Sounds to me like a serious case of Head Cheese! :o
Title: Re: Info on Lincolnshire Poacher
Post by: Pigmeat on May 27, 2016, 2245 UTC
Quote from: Fansome on May 27, 2016, 0331 UTC
Yes. The stuff was infested with cheese mites; they burrowed into my skull, resulting in a severe case of brain bubbles. Luckily, they found that my thoughts were too weighty to digest, and they all died fairly quickly. There were no permanent damage, outside of a permanent "fizzing" noise that I hear whenever I go swimming.

Quote from: Pigmeat on May 27, 2016, 0032 UTC
Weren't you nearly done in by a homicidal Camembert a couple of years back, Alfy? Bad cheese isn't a laughing matter, you bunch of bellowing barbarian baboons.

An Italian miller named Menocchio was burned at the stake in 1599 for trying to explain the dangers of the larval form of cheese mites, the cheese worm, to Vatican authorities, the swiss heads! I recommend Carlo Ginzburg's history of Menocchio and his supposed "heresy", the"Cheese And The Worms", for anyone who doubts in the long and deadly history of cheese mites and their larvae.

You had a close call, Al.