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Title: The Academy Awards
Post by: Fansome on February 27, 2017, 0618 UTC
Not a bad show, all in all. The only reason I watched it was to see any political fireworks, but really there were very little of such.

It did gratify me to see that Belinda won the award for Best Singer, which she has deserved for many years.
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Pigmeat on February 27, 2017, 2200 UTC
You're back on the dope, aren't you, Blue Boy? Stay off of the goofballs!

I still remember when Svetlana put the baby in the oven to dry it off after it's bath. Of course she was too "baked", to use the beatnik jargon you speak in, to get it lit. Thank God microwaves weren't a common household appliance yet, that kid could have ended up goofier than Elon Musk!

Little Alluvial Josh got a bit of methane exposure, but not to the extent contained in the air in the L.A. basin in those days. That 60's era L.A. air is what made both David Crosby and David Lee Roth the way they are. No one needs a return to that.
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Pigmeat on February 28, 2017, 0052 UTC
BTW, how did you manage to screw up the the "Best Picture Award" last night, Al? Distracted by Salma's cleavage, no doubt. That's what you get for stealing Dobie Gillis' girlfriend back in '63. Dwayne aka "Dobie" is a director now, you New Jersey stage prop. Does your sister Shirley still think she was a slime mold in a past life?
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Fansome on February 28, 2017, 0212 UTC
Hey, it was an honest mistake.

BTW, how did you manage to screw up the the "Best Picture Award" last night, Al? Distracted by Salma's cleavage, no doubt. That's what you get for stealing Dobie Gillis' girlfriend back in '63. Dwayne aka "Dobie" is a director now, you New Jersey stage prop. Does your sister Shirley still think she was a slime mold in a past life?
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Pigmeat on February 28, 2017, 0255 UTC
Hey, it was an honest mistake.

BTW, how did you manage to screw up the the "Best Picture Award" last night, Al? Distracted by Salma's cleavage, no doubt. That's what you get for stealing Dobie Gillis' girlfriend back in '63. Dwayne aka "Dobie" is a director now, you New Jersey stage prop. Does your sister Shirley still think she was a slime mold in a past life?

Admiring Belinda up the page and now admitting Salma distracts you. You told me once your SO occasionally reads this board. You've done it now, Al. If she sees this, you're sunk.

How do you manage to get yourself into all this trouble?
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Fansome on February 28, 2017, 0413 UTC
My intentions are good. I'm not a bad person, I just sometimes do bad things.
Title: Re: The Academy Awards
Post by: Pigmeat on February 28, 2017, 0538 UTC
Don't they have shots for that?