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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on September 05, 2017, 1816 UTC
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Both his former S.O. and his current gf, both of whom are natives of hurricane country, when asked for comments said, "He's nuts!" and "You said it, sister!"
When asked what their plans were they replied, "We're going to go stay with that good-lookin' Pigmeat!" The former S.O. chimed in "Yeah, he's a real he-man! He never tried to leave me for a sea-cow named Belinda."
I've got company coming. Good luck on the roof, Al!
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In the words of a famous privateer of the airwaves "Nuts, hell, we're beans!"
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Leave Shady Acres, Al Fansome, repeat, leave Shady Acres. Your Aunt Irma is coming and she's pissed. That is all.
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Well, it happened. The Government declared Al's hundreds of thousands of knobs as part of the "Strategic Knob Reserve" and brought in trucks to haul it and Al out of the possible path of Irma. As Al went out the gate of Shady Acre's under duress, he vowed to the residents, "I shall return!"
As an impromptu speaker, Al comes up with original lines like that one off the top of his head on a regular basis.
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There have already been several sharknados to the south. I fear the worst.
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Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."
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Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."
I go away for a couple of years - come back, and not a damn thing has changed around here !
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And just where have you been? How's Mr. Stinky?
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One of us, one of us. Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble.
Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."
I go away for a couple of years - come back, and not a damn thing has changed around here !
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Here we go ...
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And just where have you been? How's Mr. Stinky?
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That stinky old horse came up lame after Jay rode him around Captain Ganja's car when he was broadcasting from that VW Van on the bridge on I95 on the way to Kulpsville. So he was retired to Captain Ron's Cardboard Box Farm. I hear that since Al took over the management of the farm both he and Ron have become millionaires. As for me - I'm not certain where I've been....but I'm back now, I think.
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I wondered where the Fansome fortune came from? He told me it came from cornering the market on those prostate pills they sell on late night talk radio and at truckstops.
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No word from Al, but reports from Shady Acres say his nuclear powered generator is on and operating, the residents are cool, happy, and watching 500 channels of "Matlock". Nearby zoo's and aquariums are using Shady Acres enclosed pools to shelter their penguin and puffin flocks until power can be restored at their facilities.
More news as it arrives.
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The "Murder, She Wrote" contingent is making headway in overthrowing the tyranny of the "Matlock" contingent.
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Huh? Where am I???
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From your subcutaneous homing beacon it appears you're near Smith Mt. Lake, close to the Murphy place. Stop by and tell him you're a friend of Radio Bob's. Old Man Murphy always want's to hear the latest on Bob. It's akin to an obsession with him. He used to call me constantly wanting to talk about Bob. Keep an eye out for rabid rabbits, they're a plague in that neck of the woods. Blast 'em and burn 'em.
BTW, your S.O. and G.F. want to stay on. My wife is telling me to either become a Mormon or Muslim and make honest women of them if I'm going to keep them. I'm not sure about either option, circumcision or funny underwear, it's a tough choice. I don't want to be mistaken for an Osmond or an Osman.