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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on October 11, 2017, 2117 UTC
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has appointed his sister Joyce to a prominent spot in the family business. As you and Joyce were quite the item, I've got to think this is a hint for you to do the right thing, marry the girl and move to scenic Pyongyang. Besides, he only bumps off blood relatives. You'll be fine.
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Besides, he only bumps off blood relatives. You'll be fine.
If only. His uncle was married to dad's sister, so there's one who wasn't blood. Don't fall for it, Al!
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Kim's a literal bastard, but he wouldn't bump off his full sister Joyce's paramour. That was the husband of his half-aunt he cannonized.
Marry her, Al. The BIL will give you all the enriched uranium you need to build that anti-penguin "Death Ray".