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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on May 10, 2018, 2113 UTC

Title: Al, explain the Hilina Slump to these folks and why everything...
Post by: Pigmeat on May 10, 2018, 2113 UTC
west of the Sierra's needs to be signed over to us for safekeeping.
Title: Re: Al, explain the Hilina Slump to these folks and why everything...
Post by: Fansome on May 11, 2018, 0400 UTC
Alex Hilina is only hitting about .230 this year, when last year he was up near .300 at this time in the season. It's the worst slump of his career.

west of the Sierra's needs to be signed over to us for safekeeping.
Title: Re: Al, explain the Hilina Slump to these folks and why everything...
Post by: Pigmeat on May 11, 2018, 1502 UTC
And people are wondering why great-Grandma Kilauea is blowing her stack? It's these "swing for fences" managers married to analytics killing her grandson's lifetime batting average.

When she and her cousin Maui go off and come riding that big wave for the West Coast, it's going to be "Look out Reno!"
Title: Re: Al, explain the Hilina Slump to these folks and why everything...
Post by: Josh on May 11, 2018, 1522 UTC
Don't leave out Al's relatives at Yellowstone. You know, auntie Caldera, and that geyser thingy. If auntie caldera loses it, things could get dicey for the American pirate radio listening world.
Title: Re: Al, explain the Hilina Slump to these folks and why everything...
Post by: Pigmeat on May 11, 2018, 1609 UTC
Volcano's are a tight bunch. They better hope Ol' Man Toba doesn't get in on the act