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Title: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Pigmeat on May 16, 2018, 2347 UTC

We recorded some of her "songs" and Progressive Insurance is using one for some commercials. They wrote some words to make it saleable and hired some singers, but it's not bad stuff for an elderly manatee. She's getting nets of krill for it, Progressive isn't a bunch of pikers!

Al, with the extra infusion of cash we're looking for a tank cleaner. Are you interested? Flo sunbathes out there sometimes buddy, here's your chance.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Josh on May 17, 2018, 1753 UTC

Lol imagine an Al sized plecostasmuch.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Pigmeat on May 18, 2018, 0143 UTC

Uh-oh! You misspelled "plestcostomus". Expect a lecture from the Great Penguin. He lives for such opportunities.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Josh on May 18, 2018, 1618 UTC

http://queasyfish.blogspot.com/2011/02/blog-post_02.html

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Davep on May 18, 2018, 1712 UTC

Manatees are herbivores , I know this because I have a citation from FFWS for being in a sanctuary for endangered species , filed down at the Fed Courthouse in JAX.
A guy named Bird turned me in . I know this , because I saw his tour boat full of paying passengers shortly before weaponized agents of state turned up, and claimed people like me were the reason for the near extinction in reality caused by rich people's boat propellers.
 No longer friends with Bird, needless to say.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Pigmeat on May 18, 2018, 1918 UTC

Bird is the word down that way.

I used to know the guy who owned "Gatorworld" over near St. Augustine. I should have went while the going was good. Now I'd probably have to pay to get in and wouldn't get to shoot the penned up surplus gators. You snooze, you lose.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Pigmeat on May 22, 2018, 1205 UTC

Al, Flo is sporting her teeny bikini and looking for someone to rub whale oil on her back. I told her I knew the guy who'd cornered the market on the stuff and he would be right over Get here quick, that sleazy Smilin' Bob has been circling the fence in his fancy race car.

Let me tell you, Flo's got some impressive torpedo's. She told me she gets them from the Army-Navy store.

Title: Re: Carlisles's Manatee finances it's own research!
Post by: Josh on May 22, 2018, 1603 UTC

Don't forget the ambergris!