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General Category => Huh? => Topic started by: Pigmeat on October 10, 2018, 0234 UTC

Title: Watching the American Music Awards...
Post by: Pigmeat on October 10, 2018, 0234 UTC
with my wife. It make me realize how tame music has got since the passing of the likes of Ike Turner, Dee Dee Ramone, and Rick James? Even that ol' Graceland gate crasher and "kiddie pool as weapon" rascal, Jerry Lee Lewis is too old to show. In those days we would have several fistfights, shootings and O.D.'s at music award shows.

Snoop tries to keep the old values alive, but it's tough for one man on his own. Free Suge Knight and give him an Uzi to liven these snooze fest's up! He's no more dangerous than that late national icon, James Brown. Plus Suge could get Kanye's mind right with his patented "Dangle them by their ankles from a 25th floor window" method. Kanye would rush home to get back on his meds after that. He'd probably dump his Frankenwife after that experience, too.

Free Suge Knight! His country needs him.
Title: Re: Watching the American Music Awards...
Post by: Josh on October 10, 2018, 1859 UTC
RIP 3pack Shaker an Torious PIG.
Title: Re: Watching the American Music Awards...
Post by: Pigmeat on October 11, 2018, 1114 UTC
Where was David Crosby's coked up, armed to the teeth butt when he's needed? Probably trying to sing to whales to lure them close enough to his sailboat to plug them? Blasting whales is Dave's real talent.