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Title: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on December 23, 2018, 1739 UTC
Two young penguins, both cackling, as one points to something going on outside of the frame with it's wing.

Has anyone heard from Al?
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Weed Dick on December 24, 2018, 0333 UTC
Who's Al??  ???
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on December 24, 2018, 2102 UTC
The great Alluvial O. Fansome of CalTech fame and knob aficionado, of course. He was married to Svetlana Putin for a short while. Now he dates a couple of twins and a manatee he swears is Belinda Carlisle. The manatee does sound a bit like Belinda caterwauling when it hits the high notes and does a nice version of "Vacation". He tends to wander into the swamps looking for "Belinda" after the twins are asleep and is always getting swallowed by gators.

Then there are the penguins. Don't ask him about the penguins. Al suffers from PTSD, (Penguin Traumatic Stench Disorder), after falling into a tank of penguin droppings as a small child at Marineland. He thinks it gave him, and I quote, "brain bubbles".

BTW, he has his own howitzer. Pretty sweet, eh?
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Fansome on December 27, 2018, 1400 UTC
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

The great Alluvial O. Fansome of CalTech fame and knob aficionado, of course. He was married to Svetlana Putin for a short while. Now he dates a couple of twins and a manatee he swears is Belinda Carlisle. The manatee does sound a bit like Belinda caterwauling when it hits the high notes and does a nice version of "Vacation". He tends to wander into the swamps looking for "Belinda" after the twins are asleep and is always getting swallowed by gators.

Then there are the penguins. Don't ask him about the penguins. Al suffers from PTSD, (Penguin Traumatic Stench Disorder), after falling into a tank of penguin droppings as a small child at Marineland. He thinks it gave him, and I quote, "brain bubbles".

BTW, he has his own howitzer. Pretty sweet, eh?
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on December 27, 2018, 2217 UTC
I'm not the one who got swallowed by the gator, ranted about flocks of venomous flying penguins circling his house, and claimed he had a GF and S.O. at the same time am I? I didn't keep Capt. Ron in a box, nor did I stand in front of my house with a paper bag over my head hoping a certain radio pirate would come pick me up, did I?

You've been riding my coattails to fame and fortune for years, Fanny. Now you're lashing out in your old age, pointing fingers at the one Pirate who saved you from the Bunny Lynch Mob. For shame, Alluvial, for shame!
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on December 28, 2018, 1122 UTC
BTW, you still owe me 25.90$ for the Mormon wedding undies for the twins. No checks; Money orders or Western Union cash transfers only, Bub.

Now, back to the peanut gallery where I found you.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Fansome on December 31, 2018, 0052 UTC
I don't need you for fame and fortune. I made a big investment ln Sears a few years ago, and I have a feeling my ship is about to come in. you won't have Al to kick around anymore.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on December 31, 2018, 0845 UTC
I don't need you for fame and fortune. I made a big investment ln Sears a few years ago, and I have a feeling my ship is about to come in. you won't have Al to kick around anymore.


Good. I won't have to correct you on your numerous grammatical and spelling errors, such as "investment 'In' Sears". Not capitalizing "You" at the beginning of the final sentence was a doozy. Three short lines, two third grade mistakes. Pathetic.

I'm swapping you back to Captain Ron for a used snow blower. They're half as loud and not nearly as dense as you.

 
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Josh on January 02, 2019, 0427 UTC
(http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/geek-wtf-penguin-bathtub-4931739.jpeg)
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 02, 2019, 1031 UTC
Now he'll never come out.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 02, 2019, 1747 UTC
BTW, Al made a killing on that Sears play. He hit the dead cat bounce when some nimrod decided to buy up the remaining Sears and K-Marts on 12/31. He's up three dollars and thirty eight cents after taxes.

The downside is the FTC wants to talk to him about insider trading for blabbing it all over the interwebs in the days leading up to the deal. The poor guy can't win.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 14, 2019, 0105 UTC
I got a new one the other day w/ a pic of a large flock of King Penguins. Two days later a boat showed up in the background. Tonight it was just well fed penguins nesting on North Face parkas. Hmm...
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: L Cee on January 18, 2019, 2145 UTC
Pigmeat, I see nothing has changed in the 18 years I’ve been around. By the way Al, I just logged a pirate on the Kenwood TS 440.

Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 18, 2019, 2239 UTC
You've got to keep him on a short leash.

He'll be happy to hear you logged a pirate on that TS-440. It has knobs.

BTW, didn't he tell you that transceiver was "working just fine" when he sold it to you? You've got to watch him every second.

Good to see you around, don't be a stranger.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Fansome on January 19, 2019, 0305 UTC
Remember: the flowers bloom like madness in the spring.

Pigmeat, I see nothing has changed in the 18 years I’ve been around. By the way Al, I just logged a pirate on the Kenwood TS 440.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 19, 2019, 1558 UTC
Remember: the flowers bloom like madness in the spring.

Back on the goofballs again, eh, Blue Boy?
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: L Cee on January 20, 2019, 2247 UTC
Remember: the flowers bloom like madness in the spring

Al, are you and Ian still spending time sitting on that park bench?
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 21, 2019, 1825 UTC
Yep. With paper bags on their heads waiting to be picked up by certain pirates.
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Weed Dick on January 23, 2019, 0339 UTC
Remember: the flowers bloom like madness in the spring.

Back on the goofballs again, eh, Blue Boy?

 Are you the dude who did those goofy WBNY IDs??
Title: Re: Got a new screensaver pic...
Post by: Pigmeat on January 23, 2019, 0958 UTC
They were all goofy. Could you be more specific?