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Huh? / I saw Al Shapton on TV today.....
« on: June 06, 2016, 0330 UTC »
It looks like someone left him in the washer too long, he's shrunk! Someone drive over to his house with an air compressor and refill him.

Huh? / Hey Al!
« on: June 06, 2016, 0322 UTC »
Check your email.

Huh? / Free Pork Chop!
« on: June 04, 2016, 2017 UTC »
My nephew Pork Chop was arrested in Florida for whuppin' the ass of his of his boss and burying the SOB up to his waist with an endloader. The boss started the fight, but who get's locked up? That's right, the poor workin' man, Pork Chop. Hell, Pork Chop's boss was still chuckin' clods of dirt and threating to cut off Pork Chop's head. (His first threat to cut off young Chop's head is what started the fight.)  Pork Chop did the proper thing, smacking the unruly maniac in the head with an aluminum level with a swing that would have made Hank Aaron proud, to knock the fella cold until the looney wagon could come haul the mad dog away. Is that what happened? No. The running dog cops of Volusia County arrested young Pork Chop instead.

Free Pork Chop! Fat Lives Matter!

is recovering from a recent illness. The vagrant, identity unknown, was arrested after showing up on the sidewalk under what he thought was Ali's room, hurling empty cans of potted meat, while repeatedly shouting "Seventy-four, Ali, seventy four! You're mine! You're mine!"

The vagrant, clad only in a t-shirt reading, "Real Radios Have Knobs", was taken away for observation.

Ali was said to have told his doctor, "Doc, I could have sworn I heard Howard Cosell."

to death in the family compound at the Cincinnati Zoo. Wozniak answered only two questions, the first being about the shooting. answering, "It's a Silverback thing, you wouldn't understand." and calling off the duel by saying, "Human on Silverback violence and visa versa must come to an end. It is with a heavy heart I end my beef with Al Fansome."

Mr. Fansome when called for reply, refused an interview, saying he was going out for a victory banana on the veranda with Carmen Miranda.

Huh? / Al, in case you missed it, Skipmunk.......
« on: May 31, 2016, 0345 UTC »
made the mistake of triple dog daring you, then compared you to a puppet.

Are you going to take that snoring in your chair?

Huh? / Opera and penguins.
« on: May 17, 2016, 0333 UTC »
It's been discovered that penguins dislike the sound of opera. Will someone we know be moving to Italy soon due to his irrational hatred of the worlds cutest and most intelligent bird species?

Huh? / I saw a fine looking nanny goat today.
« on: May 15, 2016, 0123 UTC »
Her owner said her name is Nelly. After Wozniak takes your woman, I'll set you up with her, Al. Her owner told me she likes zinc buckets and poison ivy for brunch. Plastic buckets give her the wind.

BTW, Woz is on the way to Parumph to confer with Art Bell. Woz wants to see Art and Bob Lazar's, "Fansome Files." John Titor  may join them if he's not preoccupied with going back to the future.

Wozniak is making good time now that he's running that Segway on solar power, about a mile an hour. It won't be long now.

Nelly says, "Baaaa!"

Huh? / Al, do you still have that picture.........
« on: May 12, 2016, 0255 UTC »
of you demonstrating radio equipment to Field Marshall Hindenburg on the Western Front in 1915? These young whippersnappers need to see what it took to hear pirates back in the days when men were men and they wore pointy helmets. It was always a highlight when you posted it on the now long defunct FRN.

Huh? / Chaos at Covington KY's annual "Running of The Goats".
« on: May 10, 2016, 0305 UTC »
Some fool let 'em loose, it took two days to catch 'em. Anyone know where Al is?

Huh? / Where's Fansome?
« on: May 04, 2016, 1630 UTC »
Obscure people are dying and propagation forecasts aren't being reported. I'm worried the old guy has fallen into a sinkhole. Someone issue an "Elder Alert".

Huh? / Hello Al
« on: April 29, 2016, 1331 UTC »
Surprised to see me? I thought you might be after you and your Cow Tech cronies tried to fry my hard drive after my magnificent Ditch Day false flag op yesterday. I guess you guys forgot about the spare Cray's I keep in the basement?             

Take that you old poopy head!

                                                               Pigmeat Martin
                                                               King of All Pirates

Huh? / Al, when is Ditch Day......
« on: April 27, 2016, 1104 UTC »
this year?

Huh? / Speaking of gophers..........
« on: April 22, 2016, 1647 UTC »
The neighborhood seems to be overrun with the beasts this spring. Are they simply good to eat or can you teach them tricks?

Talking in tongues and shouting bloody murder? It sounded like those boys were mixing the strychnine with the shine, heavy on the shine tonight. S-9 signal, but the enthusiasm of the flock glorifying of the Spirit was distorting the audio. It didn't sound like Ralphie Boy, but who knows?

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