I do my best to keep them on the straight and narrow path, Zoidberg. I was Al's John the Baptist when he was alive, and he managed to resurrect, even though I may have held him under a little long on that third dunking? He lusted after manatee's, it had to be done.
The obsession people have with UFO's, Moon Men, and Area 51 didn't start again in earnest until the early 1980's when that Nena chick from West Germany started howling about her "Luftballoons". (She never took her shirt off, how do we know they were "luft"?) Who was in Dresden, in East Germany at the same time? Vladimir Putin, getting his head polished and being brainwashed at his final KGB posting before the fall of the USSR. As the West was going wacky over a balloon song they couldn't understand a word of, the KGB programmed Putin to launch balloon's if he got into power in the future, as Gorbachev was going to run the entire USSR into the ditch.
That, in a Zeeky-shell, is why the Chinese are so miffed about being blamed for this balloon business. They were in the drivers seat, getting cut-rate oil from Putin, but he double-crossed them by launching spy balloons with "Baofeng" printed on them. We shoot them down, get P-O' d at the Chinese for doing it, while the Midget of Moscow is sitting in his bunker getting a wax and polish on his scalp by Belorussian Babushkas shipped in by Lukashenko.