Tyson announced they're pulling their poultry operations out of Arkansas. They've heard of the Thunder Chicken and are on the run!
You ought to play the Ozark Mt. Daredevils "Chicken Train Stomp" in celebration. The Daredevils wrote it back in the mid-70's to protest Tyson moving operations into the Ozarks.
"Laser beam, in my brain. Laser Beam in my brain.
Can't get it on, can't get it off, Chicken train takes the chickens away.
Chicken train, chicken train."
Homer couldn't have written a better lyric poem, with or without Jethro.