This may be an American thing, but WHAT are assault toilets?
Assault toilets are a particularly nasty form of toilet. They can be descerned from a regular sporting toilet because of their evil visual features. They are often painted tactical colors, such as black or dark green, instead of the regular sporting colors of white, avocado, or beige.
Assault toilets often have a higher flush and waste capacity than sporting toilets, because of this they have been outlawed in some areas.
Assault toilets have been said to have no waste removal purpose and are only used to kill the environment. There has even been talk of bans, registration, and confiscation of the evil assault toilet.
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