Like I was sayin' . . . ahhhhhhhh . . . uhhhhhhhh . . . (like I was sayin' before your moderators wiped me out)
I'M FROM TEXAS . . . uh . . .
and down here we have a sayin' . . . "Fool me once, uhhhhhh . . ."
But that's not what I wanted to discuss. My speech to the nation. Whatever you want to call it.
"State of the Unions" address THAT'S IT (my one brain still works after it's warmed up and that 10-year-old Scotch usually does the trick)
Somethin' funny happened the other day (why didn't the moderators move my posts to General Topics instead of deleting them with no explanation???)
I hurt myself listenin' to a pirate on the radio.
How it happened was, I fell on a pirate radio right here in Dallas.
Really!
That's how I got these scratches on my face.
OK?
That's how I got these scratches on my face, OK?