Physicist Thomas Rosenbaum was named as the new President of CalTech yesterday.
You blew it,Al. You were a lock for that job, but no, you had to reach for that one Coke Zero can in the back of the dumpster, didn't you?
After three days with no response from you, they had to move on with the process. How were they to know of your knack of getting stuck in dumpsters?